Saturday, December 12, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #992
Joseph Epstein

Howard the Duck's Brother

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #849
Bob Good

<"Trump rally crowd boos Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro
 before chanting ‘Destroy the GOP’">  There's blood in 
the water!  It's a feeding frenzy!  It's Shark Week!

Furious Trump Launches Fresh Assault on Supreme Court

Sick and tired of pigeons and grackles?  
Sounds like you might be in the market
 for a Flamethrower Drone.

If Trump decides to run for President 
 in 2024, Adolf Hitler suggests that
he could energize his base by wearing

Allen West, Seditious Carpetbagger

Friday, December 11, 2020

GOP Releases the Kraken!

Devin Nunes Tests Positive for COVID-19,
Does His Part for Herd Immunity

Even in defeat, Trump was a scene-stealer.

Trump wants to know who sent him the big jar
of Sour Grapes for Christmas.

Blowback 2020

Mothers, don't let your sons grow up to be like
Chip Roy.

Chip Roy is one of the Texas Pig People.

Getting by on $174,000 per annum is simply
too much to ask of this Republican.

Rich Euphemistic Atheist's Vanity Plate

In the last days of White Hegemony, the People's House
was repainted.

The technical term for this condition is 'Scrotal Panic'.

There's nothing quite so distressing as a woke cat.

For those who may be considering Perineum Sunning,
 keep in mind that a sunburned asshole is a definite no-no.

Choices, Choices!

Is Perineum Sunning right for you?

Thursday, December 10, 2020

Time for the Texas Ag Commish to Head to
Oklahoma for Another 'Jesus Shot'

Will Trump Flee the Galaxy?

Frosty the Snowman's Nose Job Goes South

Shades of Oil Can Harry!

God is such a Merry Prankster.

Israeli 'Man in Black' Suggests Trump Re-Election
Bid May Go Intergalactic

Texas Attorney-General Ken Paxton,
Performative Leg-Humper

CEO Sundar Pichu's Apology Doesn't Cut It: 
Was It Gaslighting or Googlelighting?

Wednesday, December 09, 2020

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #848
John Eastman

While they're at it, the Russians could grant 
political asylum to Moscow Mitch McConnell
as well.

If you need intensive care, it looks like now
is not a good time to need it.  Take care.

Mellissa Carone Sez:  "The Obamas funded that Wuhan lab
 to make COVID."

You Live by Trumpenstein's Monster
You Die by Trumpenstein's Monster

Journal of the Plague Year 2020

Ken Paxton Fishing for Pardon by
Assisting Donald Trump in 
Reversing Election Outcome

Tuesday, December 08, 2020

Kayleigh McEnany Sez:  “Governor Kemp is no different 
than Stacey Abrams right now. She did this consent decree, 
and by not doing this, Governor Kemp is Stacey Abrams 
and that is despicable.”

Pope On a Rope Holding Pope-On-a-Rope

If you can't threaten someone with death from
COVID-19 and change their behavior, what 
would work?

This is your Republican Party, America.  
Love it or leave it!

Experts agree that the only way to get Trump to
leave the White House is to lure him out.

Trumpniks don't wear masks because they don't 
have the 'vibrational frequencies' to get COVID-19.

The Slurry with the Fringe on Top

There's Nothing Quite Like a HO HO HO

Abu Ahmad al-Chihuahua does not
laugh at Al-Qaida jokes.

War Over Height of Mount Everest
Narrowly Averted

Boy Trump

"The objective fact is I believe Trump probably
 did actually carry Georgia,” said Newt Gingrich.
Sorry, Newt, but it's not objective, it's not a fact,
and it's neither probable nor actual that Trump 
carried Georgia.  It's just what you believe.