Saturday, March 24, 2018

John Bolton, a Rootin' Tootin' Pop-Gun Shootin' 
World's Worst Jobs #144
Dhaka Sewer Cleaner
Look at the Fox News home page today and you wouldn't
know hundreds of thousands marched all over America
in support of legislative action to end gun violence. If you
 don't see it on Fox, it didn't happen. And if you saw it on
 Fox, it probably didn't happen, either.
Where Lightning Goes When It Dies
How could we possibly forget that Easter is on 
April Fool's Day this year?
Peace Talks Now Underway Between Donald 
Trump's Hair and John Bolton's Mustache
The best thing that can be said about John Bolton is he 
contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Greedheads Galore #50
Carl Paladino

Friday, March 23, 2018

Trump Signs Spending Bill, Throws Alt-Right
Under the Omnibus
On January 26, the Dow peaked at 26,616.  
It closed today at 23,533. It has lost 3,083 points. 
How long will we have to wait for Trump to take
 credit for this?
The Look Stinky Zinke Gives You When You Ask
About That $139,000 Door Project
"I will never sign another bill like this again."
Flag Desecration #107
Warm Scuzzies #787
Bill Post
It's National Puppy Day!
Tough Talk from David 'Whack-Whack' Brooks
John Bolton Paid Cambridge Analytica to Make
 Facebook Users Less ‘Limp Wristed’ about War
"O Oysters, come and walk with me!'
The Boss Walrus did beseech."
The Trump Family Satirizing the Mothers of Invention
Satirizing the Beatles
Truth in Advertising #14
The Peters Principle
Narcissus Bird
Gamera can kick UltraBiden's ass, too.
Great Pacific Garbage Pail Kids Patch Covers
 600,000 Square Miles, Twice the Size of Texas 
or Three Times the Size of France
Kevin Williamson, Rasputin of the Plains, Decides
 to Swim The Atlantic

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Washington, D. C., Skyline Now Features the
John Bolton National Monument
Asked what the two funniest words in the English
language are, Barack Obama replied, "John Bolton!"
"What's that?"
"Trump just dropped John Bolton on Washington, D. C."
Ice Cream Is a Girl's Best Friend
YouTube is banning gun videos. Now they're reappearing 
on GunPornHub.
500,000 Smoke Detectors Recalled for Not Detecting Smoke
Question of the Day
Dowd Gets Out While the Getting Is Good
For Those Who Can't Afford a
Ten Commandments Monument
The Politico Illustrated #60
'House leaders’ biggest 2018 fear: The lazy Republican'
Why There's a Debate Whether Mark Anthony
Conditt Was a Terrorist
Is 'Vicks Shaming' OK?
Cauliflower McPugg says his specialty is 
beating the hell out of septuagenarians, like
Trump and Biden.
Saudi Crown Prince Turns On the Charm
Zuckerberg Responds to 'The Cambridge Analytica Situation'
'Republicans Have Four Convicted Criminals Running 
for Office in 2018'.  One is Michael Grimm.
'Republicans Have Four Convicted Criminals Running 
for Office in 2018'.  One is Don Blankenship.
'Republicans Have Four Convicted Criminals 
Running for Office in 2018'. One of them is 
Joe Arpaio.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

The next time Trumpniks are terrorized by a serial bomber 
and are relying on the FBI to identify and neutralize the
 perpetrator, remind them that Trump, in order to cover
 his own scurvy ass, is doing his damndest to discredit and 
undermine this law enforcement institution.
'NASA Gets Response From Voyager Spacecraft 13 Billion 
Miles Away; "I Stand with Mueller," It Says'
Republican Party Dream Ticket
These Republicans probably voted for Arthur Jones
 because they believed Hitler was a Socialist.
The Gospel of Jesus's 13th Disciple, 
the Great Physician
When he's not collaborating with the Chinese or with
Cambridge Analytica, Erik Prince likes to relax
with his favorite lollipop, a gift from his sister,
Betsy DeVos, Trump's Secretary of Education.

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Melania Trump, Wife of the World's Biggest
Cyberbully, Hosts Anti-Cyberbullying
Summit; Momus, the God of Irony,
Self-Deports from Mt. Olympus
Cambridge Analytica CEO Alexander Nix +
Russian Ambassador Alexander Yakovenko +
Ivan the Terrible Vodka = Recipe for 
Double Vodka Alexander