Saturday, September 02, 2017

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
'White House Walks Back Promise about Trump Donating 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Hurricane Harvey'

Friday, September 01, 2017

Trump Feeds More Raw Meat to His Base
Seb Gorka's Mustang Volunteers to Serve in Afghanistan 
As Soon As It Learns How to Parallel Park

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Hey, Ted Cruz, it's been four years since you last shut
down the government. Now that Houston is underwater,
isn't it about time for you to do it again?
Texas Secessionists Go Silent, Thought to Be Underwater
Judging by the number of times he used the
 word, Trump evidently believes 'Thank' is
 cheaper by the dozen.
Attention All Nazi Wannabes: If you feel you must march, 
here's how to do it.
"Unlike Governor Christie, Senator McCarthy and I are
not desperate to stay in the news."
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #101
Jason Spencer

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Unlike his mentor, he couldn't walk on water. But Joel 
Osteen did what he could.
Reading a Painting in the Rogues Gallery
Trump Boasts 'There’s Never Been Anything So Expensive 
in Our Country’s History' as Hurricane Harvey

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

All options were on the table until one rolled off and 
fell on the floor.
Donald Trump, Texas Toreador
Well, at least Melania wore an appropriate
hat when she toured the Texas flood zone.
"Thank you everybody. What a crowd, what a turnout!"
Fact-checking Ted Cruz is like asking Pinocchio, 
"Got wood?"
Melania & Friends Headed to Houston
Expecting high water in Houston, Melania wears her waders.
The Original Trump® WordSaladShooter®
Gaseous Asseous
Joshua Witt Accidentally Stabs Himself and Fox News, 
Blames Imaginary Black Anti-Fascist

Monday, August 28, 2017

Who needs FEMA and the Texas National Guard to deal 
with the Houston flood when you have Joel Osteen?
Dark Side of the Emoji
Trump's Favorite Dictators
Fat Bastard 'Fed Up' with Tillerson
Alabama Dedicates New Confederate Monument,
Secedes from the Union a Second Time
Relax, Houston, Mr. Sunshine has everything under control.
Trump Pardons Hurricane Harvey, Says It Was Only
Doing Its Job
Control the Lies ... and You Control Everything

Sunday, August 27, 2017

"Pull my finger, America, and I'll fart in your 
general direction!"
Metaphor Mixology #12
Seb Gorka Sez: "Our victory was an insurgency that took 
over the behemoth that is the swamp that is the Washington
 administrative state."
Tom Bossert, the New T-800 Model 101 Trumpenator
Birther Pardons Birther
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #699
Renee Baio
Waiting for Dan Patrick to Claim Hurricane Harvey Is God's 
Punishment for the Texas Legislature's Failure to Pass the 
Bathroom Bill
Dank Memes #7
Don't Be a Moran!
Trump Sez: "Many people are now saying that this is the 
worst storm/hurricane they have ever seen. Good news is
 that we have great talent on the ground."