Saturday, August 15, 2020

So what if Louis DeJoy does a spot-on
Jabba the Hutt impression!  That still
doesn't qualify him to be Postmaster 
General of the United States!
Tucker Carlson:  Triggering the Crazies Since 2009
Going the Way of the Dodo
World's Worst Yobs #434
David Bernstein
"Honey, it looks like the cat is threatening to
colonize Mars again."
Actually, the interview with Trump was conducted
in Never-Never Land.
The epic battle between Twitter Troll Trump and
TikTok Trump promises to be more exciting
than this fall's presidential race.
Size, fortunately, is relative, because you wouldn't want
to meet this tapeworm face-to-face.

Friday, August 14, 2020

The Two Faces of 
Susan Collins
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #129
Tommy Benton
Lock Him Up, 
Stars and Stripes Forever
Why do NeoNazis keep stealing Bart Alsbrook's identity?
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #128
Barry Presgraves
Warm Scuzzies #954
Darryl Daniels
In Georgia, Marjorie Greene's camouflage
dress makes her blend into the background,
rendering her virtually invisible to the
untrained eye.
Some people say Marjorie Greene's election campaign
in Georgia is a false-flag operation.  It's possible, you
know, and if it's possible, it's probably probable.
Warm Scuzzies #953
Scott Atlas

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Nasty Harris Has Trump by the Ying-Yang
Mount Gropemore
In retirement, Mr. Bill had a second career as
a Magic 8-Ball impersonator.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #831
Madison Cawthorn
Boomer Rubes are Trumpniks born 
between 1946 and 1964.

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Hello, Dali Llama!
Trumpnik Confuses Mount Rushmore with
Twin Peaks
Battle of the Century
Descendant of Vasco de Gama Discovers the Leather Belt
Kellyanne Conway Showing What Your Right Arm Is For
Sorry, Kellyanne, the Ugly Meter does not lie.
Warm Scuzzies #952
Ocala County Sheriff
Warm Scuzzies #951
Billy Woods

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Gumshoe's Gumshoes
Little Known Fact #70
In Russia, nurses wear full body masks.
“Some are very nasty. Very, very nasty, 
and frankly, very dumb.”   When she
heard Trump say this,  the cat assumed
he wasn't talking about her.
Breakfast Is the Happiest Meal of the Day
If Gutzon Borglum Had Been a Trumpnik
Balthazar's Feast Crashed by Uninvited Guest

Monday, August 10, 2020

Nikki Haley Breaks Off Diplomatic Relations 
with the Popcorn Factory
Children at Play in the Shallow End
of the Gene Pool
The 13th Labor of Hercules:  Fumigating the Oval Office
After Trump's Eviction
Home Alone

Sunday, August 09, 2020

Adventures in Aestheticism #254
Hell Ain't Half Full, Trumpniks!
Join Now!
The Shirt for Trumpniks Who Can't Keep
Their Heads on Straight
6 Students, 3 Staffers Infected---So Far.  Peachy!
Not TikTok
Claudia Conway, Kellyanne Conway's Daughter,
Makes Heart-Rending Appeal for Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez to Adopt Her
Trump Proving to Reporters on Live Television
He Can Still Walk Away from the Facts