Saturday, May 01, 2021

Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep

Warm Scuzzies #1,039
Mark Samsel

Coming Soon
The Fabulous World of Bourgeois Normalcy

The Matt & Margie Road Show Coming Soon!

“Overall, I give the President an A,” Christie said obsequiously.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #53
Mick Mulvaney During His Pre-Trump, Stalinist Phase

Friday, April 30, 2021

Casual Fido Day

Gloat Responsibly

FBI agents raiding Rudy Giuliani's home were unimpressed 
by his amateurish attempt to impersonate Hunter Biden.

Two Indictments and Counting

'Gaetz Paid for Sex with Miner'

Ross Douthat Sez:  "Mitt Romney has the deadly taint 
of Never Trump."

He's Back!

Cannibal Cookery Made Easy

Baby Bean Reminisces About
First 100 Days

Ah, for Rudy Giuliani, 9/11 is long ago, 
in a galaxy far, far away.

Thursday, April 29, 2021

Why Republicans Aren't Getting Much Sleep at Night

Uncle Tim's Cabana

Most of Ted Cruz's brilliant ideas come to him 
while snoozing during presidential addresses.

Joni Ernst denies 'Liberal Fantasy Island' is located
in Lake Okoboji.

How Lauren Boebert Occupied Her Time
During Biden Speech

Meanwhile, Kevin McCarthy embraced his 
inner Sheriff of Nottingham.

Suspected heat-beaming weapon can
bake a potato over 500 meters away.

Cookies and Hugs from the Palmetto State

Baseball Star Hit in Face by 96.9 MPH Cream Pie

Tony Blair's Hair Horrifies Brits

Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Monsters Need Love Too

Federal Agents Search Giuliani's Apartment for
Missing Hair

Warm Scuzzies #1,038
Victor Hill

Remembering Roy Cohn, Joe McCarthy's
and Donald Trump's Pal

Indifferent Senator Introduces Sweeping 'Whatever' Legislation

Kimberly Guilfoyle Sez:  "Kamala Harris is really 
the de facto commander-in-chief."

Marjorie Taylor Greene Shows What Keeps Her Safe
from 'Men in Girls Bathrooms' and 'Critical Race Theory'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #882
Donald Wagner

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

"Nope, no way!  I'll never drink vegan beer!"

Peter D'Abrosca Sez:  “My primary reason for refusing the
 vaccine is much simpler: I dislike the people who want me to 
take it, and it makes them mad when they hear about my 
refusal. That, in turn, makes me happy.”  In the event he
 dies from COVID-19, should we, the innoculated, be happy?

Lin Wood and Drew McKissick at the
GOP Reveal Party

If Orin Scrivello Had Moonlighted as a Cobbler

Sounds like Larry Kudlow has been drinking too
much Beefeater Gin.

Warm Scuzzies #1,037
Aaron Von Ehlinger

Warm Scuzzies #1,036
Sam Johnson

Republicans Freak Out Over Non-Existent,
Imaginary, Made-Up Biden Meat Ban

Confronted at the Pearly Gates with the facts
of the Holocaust, Adolf Hitler said, quoting
Proud Boy Nick Fuentes:  "Just kidding.  
No, I was kidding, of course. Just kidding. 
Just a joke."

A Republican Sloth in Arizona says he's doing a manual
recount of last fall's election as fast as he can.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #881
Leila Centner

Republicans Still Orbiting Trump Death Star

Shake, Rattle, and Roll

Monday, April 26, 2021

Senator from the Show-Me State
Shows Us How to Do It

Frothy is always going to froth, but should CNN be paying
him to do it?

Young Kevin McCarthy Whitewashing the
Capitol Hill Insurrection