Saturday, September 11, 2010

"Yes, Newt married me because I was
even whiter than he was."
If cleanliness is next to Godliness,
Republicans must be atheists.
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #64
Renew America
Aboard the Ship of Fools for National Review's 2010
Post-Election Cruise will be Karl Rove, Victor Davis
Hanson, Bernard Lewis, Phyllis Schlafly, Andrew Breitbart,
Bernie Goldberg, Tony Blankley, Cal Thomas, Andrew
McCarthy, Vin Weber, Roger Kimball, Scott Rasmussen, Jonah
Goldberg, Kathryn Jean Lopez, Kate O’Beirne, Jay Nordlinger,
Ramesh Ponnuru, Jim Geraghty, John Derbyshire, and 101
dead armadillos.
Warm Scuzzies #104
Byron Nelson High School
Alissa Jesle desperately needs a Dugan Bag.
Does anyone have an extra?

Friday, September 10, 2010

"She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on."
What Glenn Beck Looks Like to His Followers

What His Followers Look Like to Glenn Beck
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #68
Justin Smith and Jeffrey Goldberg
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #217
Justin Carl Moose


Thursday, September 09, 2010

You have accidentally stumbled into the middle
of the filming of a Water Strider porn movie.
If this is contrary to your religion, sorry.
Buffalo Chip Campground,
Sturgis, Nevada,
August, 2010:
Vladimir Putin Shows Who's Boss
"Two thousand years ago, I didn't need an umbrella
to prove that I was Jesus Christ, the Son of God.
Times have obviously changed."
What? Texas hasn't seceded yet? What's the holdup?
Fearguth's Rules of Order #43
When kissing a Siberian Tiger, it's inadvisable
to say, "No tongue."
Florida Pastor Calls Off Koran Burning, Will Pair
with Imam Rauf at Ground Zero for Ecumenical
Edition of Dancing with the Stars
Feeling a bit down in the mouth, Bunky? Why not
try a Baconator Triple?
With less than two months left in the 2010
election campaign, the Exclamation Point is
leading the Question Mark by a wide margin,
with the Semi-Colon coming in a distant third.
If you know what's good for you,
don't mess with Dmitry!
One could argue that Terry Jones' plan to burn the Koran
defiles our memory of September 11, 2001, in the same way
that Glenn Beck's Lincoln Memorial rally defiles our memory
of August 28, 1963.
Psychiatrists say Pastor Terry Jones suffers from a

Paul Teutl Complex.
"I hope my fellow Americans will join me this Tuesday,
September 11, 2001, at the World Trade Center at
8:46 a.m. Glenn Beck will be there – you won’t want to
miss it. Tickets are available at"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #216
Hans Zeiger
Burn a Koran = Bad

Burn a Muslim = Good
Linda McMahon Gives Connecticut Voters
Chance to Kiss Vince McMahon's Ass
Oxymorons for Our Time #62
Housing Market
If you're planning to buy a ticket to
Glenn Beck's 9/11 Terror Revival in
Anchorage, Alaska, you need to be
aware that there are two sections
to choose from: 'Dry Section - No
Alcohol' and 'Wet Section - Must
Be 21'.
Man 'Watching' New Playboy Channel for the Blind

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

When Chris Christie talks, people giggle. And
that really pisses him off.
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #63
Right Wing Extreme
World's Worst Yobs #181
Mike Lester
Warm Scuzzies #103
Joe Williams
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #36
Bedtime for Bonzo 2: The White House Years
"The next person who says 'meme' or
'narrative' gets a fried egg in the face."
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #67
Yates Walker and Matthew Vadum
"How's this as a compromise: what if I were to burn
Pastor Jones at the stake with a copy of the Koran
in his pocket and use Pam Geller as firewood?"

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #215
Robert Jeffress
Scottish Mum Disgusted to Find Wonka's
Willy in Pack of Choccies
"Hey there, handsome, you in the Dugan Bag!"
Oxymorons for Our Time #61
Conventional Wisdom
"Pardner, this sure doesn't look like the Chisholm
Trail to me."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #214
Lloyd Marcus

Monday, September 06, 2010

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #213
Bill Keller

Sunday, September 05, 2010

"I misspoke when I said 'headless bodies'.
I meant to say 'bodiless heads'."
Rather than continue scaring the children, Governor
Jan Brewer has decided against any more TV debates.