Saturday, January 06, 2018

World's Worst Yoobs #190
Maggie Haberman
Want to believe that Michael Wolff's Fire and Fury 
will actually help Trump? Radio talker John Ziegler
shows you the way.  A dabbler in alchemy, he can also
show you how to change gold into lead.
"Our first item of business here at Camp David is
what to do with Achmed the Dead Terrorist."
The Unexpurgated Bible #156
"And leaving Nazareth Jesus went and dwelt 
in Capernaum by the sea."
Another Stable Genius and Top TV Star
Hee Haw! Not Just a Smartass, But a Stable Genius
"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed."

Friday, January 05, 2018

This Looks Like a Job for Bigfoot!
Movens Tuum Custodiat Merda
"I hear the train a comin' 
rollin' round the bend."
Carson Jones' First Experiment in Psychokinetic
 Pence Conversion Therapy
Know Your Manwiches
Bannon's Money Queen Abdicates
'Two Rats in a Bag' Tote, Only $30
Warm Scuzzies #763
David Bosecker
GIGO, or the Fox-Trump Feedback Loop
Trump Calls Melania 'My Trophy Wife Dressed in a
$5,000 Shower Curtain'
Trump Takes a Break from Big Macs for Some Tasty 
O Roy Cohn, where art thou? Trump wants to know.
"Where's my Roy Cohn?"

Thursday, January 04, 2018

The Trump Who Cried, "Wolff!"
Unless you want to see him cry, don't tell Jeff Sessions he's 
a pathetic lump of flesh.
Trump/Johnson Duo Releases New Album, 
Straight Outta Central Casting
"And, lo, Steve Bannon  is with Andrew Breitbart
 always, even unto the end of the world."
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #164
Homan and the Inhumanoids
As we've seen in the case of Donald Trump, scalp
reduction surgery does have its drawbacks.
Thomas Homan, Trump’s Perverse and Inhuman ICE Machine

Wednesday, January 03, 2018

Trump Disbands Kris Kobach, Didn't Know Finger 
Was Loaded
Like a graveyard, everyone in the Trump
Administration was dead to each other.
The GOP mascot learned the hard way that loyalty in the 
Trump Administration was only for suckers.
Stephen 'The Patriot' Bannon, accompanied by lawyers,
would have met with the Russians at the Holiday Inn and
then called the FBI immediately.
“Facebook is the most important mechanism facilitating 
the spread of fake news.”
Not only are Trump's nuclear buttons bigger,
but he has more of them.

Tuesday, January 02, 2018

And, yes, it's bigger than Kim Jong-un's.
"Oh, come on, God wouldn’t have given me maracas 
if he didn’t want me to shake ’em!"
FBI Agent Carrying Water for Hillary Clinton
 in the Deep State
Michele Bachmann Sez: “So the question is — 
am I being called by God to run for Al 
Franken's seat in the Senate?"
Stay Alert So You Don't Get Hurt!
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #163
Invasion of the Trump Troll Dolls
Whiteworld #52
New Seafood Restaurant Chain Popular with
White Nationalists

Monday, January 01, 2018

Moments Before a Pterodactyl Swooped Down and
Snatched David Clarke's Metaphorical Hat
Welcome to Madame Tussauds™

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Sad Sack as Metaphor for the U. S. in 2018
The Only Dressing Served in the
Trump White House
It's Going to Be a Trumpensteen
 (Not Trumpenstine)
Trump Quotes Fox News' Chaffetzphone,
Says Steele Dossier Is 'Bogus'