Saturday, October 10, 2015

"Eeek! the Freedom Caucus!"
White Privilege means not getting shot by police for 
doing exactly the same thing a Black person does.
The Donald Sisters
Outraged at the idea of girls receiving free birth 
control, Bristol Palin is founding a new unwed
mothers' group, Unplanned Parenthood.
As Mark rattled on, David couldn't believe the old
fartknocker was still alive.

Friday, October 09, 2015

World's Worst Yobs #338
Matt Latimer
Anarchists Walk Among Us
The House GOP is in over its head.  Would somebody
please call Roto-Rooter?
Daniel Webster for 
House Speaker
'Leadership for the 19th Century'

Thursday, October 08, 2015

"Yes, I'm the Brain Specialist and I understand your
brain hurts. Well, it will have to come out."
Now that Kevin McCarthy is out of the House Speaker
race, is it time for Louie Gohmert to make his move?
Keep in mind that the Speaker of the House of 
Representative Bedlamites is third in line to
become President of the United States.
Your Mission, Should You Choose to
Accept It
Trump Hat Worn by Wading Bird Fancier
Strumpet with a Trumpet
Fake Rupert Murdoch

Real Rupert Murdoch
Dick Cheney and Pinky Lee to Endorse
Kevin McCarthy for Speaker of the
House of Representatives
NATO Ready to Defend Turkey

Wednesday, October 07, 2015

If Marco Rubio is elected, plans are already in place 
to construct a White House Aqueduct to handle 
expected Presidential thirst emergencies.
Bankrupt 50 Cent Not Worth a Plugged Nickel
What to Do When Killer Tomatoes Attack
The chickens have indeed come home to roost 
in the Underwater State.
Ben Carson Suggests Stocking Up on Guns and Canned
Pumpkin for the Fall

Tuesday, October 06, 2015

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #638
Ron Ramsey

Monday, October 05, 2015

Donald Trump, CEO of All the 
Man Buns
Donald Trump Warns That Bringing Gandhi 
Impersonators to the U.S. Could Launch a 
Nonviolent Coup
On one hand, Carly Fiorina has nothing to offer.
  On the other hand, she also has nothing to offer.
"As you can see, America, my mouth is yoooge, yoooger 
than any of my GOP opponents!"
God answers prayers, but he replies in a private language
no one else understands.
The Unexpurgated Bible #119
"Surely there had not been left in San Francisco by the 
morning light any that pisseth against the pee-repellent wall."
Misfits Vocalist Challenges Donald Trump to 'Full Frontal 
Combover' Contest
Dianna Duran, New Mexico's Secretary of State, has been
charged with 65 crimes, including identity theft, fraud,
embezzlement, and money laundering.  She is believed
to have set a new record for the number of criminal
charges levelled against a GOP officeholder.
Lemony Snicket to Launch 'A Series of Unfortunate 
Comments', a New Series of Children's Novels Featuring 
Jeb Bush

Sunday, October 04, 2015

Researchers find that Plastic Man's
mortal enemy is the tiny mealworm.
Will his superhero license be revoked?
Jason Chaffetz Enters House Speaker's Race, Saying He
 Possesses the Extrudable Tongue and Camouflage Skills
 Kevin McCarthy Lacks
Among Augustus Sol Invictus's many qualifications as a
Libertarian Party candidate for the U.S. Senate in Florida
 is his 'winning, professional handshake' and his intention
 to start the Second American Civil War.