Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #163
Saturday, November 07, 2015
Border Patrol Rejects Body Cameras,
Claims the Devices Would Interfere
in Stopping Jihadists Snorkeling
Across the Rio Grande
Labels:
Cameras,
Immigration and Customs Enforcement,
Jihad,
Police,
Swimming
Labels:
Ben Carson,
Books,
Presidential Race
"When I said I would like to have a beer with Malala, an
underaged Muslim girl, that was just a figure of speech."
Labels:
Alcohol,
Beer,
Drinking,
Figures of Speech,
Islam,
Marco Rubio,
Muslims
Friday, November 06, 2015
The Dakotaraptor, discovered in the Hell Creek Formation,
lived during the Cretinous Period of the Republican Party.
Labels:
CPAC,
Dinosaurs,
John Thune,
Paleontology,
Republican Party,
South Dakota
'Pious fraud' (Latin: pia fraus) has been used since the
17th century to describe fraud in religion. A pious fraud
can be rationalized by arguing that the 'end justifies the
means' (e. g., in the case of Ben Carson, electing a True
Christian by whatever means necessary).
Labels:
Ben Carson,
Christianity,
Fraud,
Liars
Labels:
Bill O'Reilly,
Churches,
George Will,
Religion,
Ronald Reagan
Labels:
Barbara Bush,
Books,
George H. W. Bush,
George Walker Bush,
Jeb Bush
Thursday, November 05, 2015
Labels:
Allegories for Our Time,
Democratic Party,
Donkeys,
Mascots,
Sheep
The next time you tour the nation's Capitol, be sure
to check out the new statue Congress voted for in
honor of former Vice President Dick Cheney.
Labels:
Capitol,
Congress,
Dick Cheney,
Statues,
Vice President
NASA just saw something come out of a black hole for the
first time ever and Congress voted to call it 'Dick Cheney'
and put in the Capitol.
Labels:
Black Holes,
Capitol,
Dick Cheney,
NASA,
Statues
Sure, Ben Carson is just another snake oil salesman,
but he's a 'Christian' snake oil salesman and that
makes all the difference.
Labels:
Ben Carson,
Christianity,
Salesmen
Labels:
Governors,
Kentucky,
Kim Davis,
Matt Bevin,
Three Stooges
Wednesday, November 04, 2015
Labels:
Bricks,
Myanmar,
World's Worst Jobs
Labels:
Advertisements,
Balls,
Bernie Sanders,
Underwear
Tuesday, November 03, 2015
Baby Meerkat Totally Captivated by Joe Scarborough's
Interview of Charles and David Koch on MSNBC, 'Liberal
Media' Central
Labels:
Charles Koch,
David Koch,
Joe Scarborough,
Liberalism,
Media,
Meerkats,
MSNBC
Labels:
Babies,
Bernie Sanders,
Pork,
Presidential Race
Labels:
Brain,
Brains,
Jeb Bush,
Paleontology
Reviewers are saying Trump makes a
strong case for repealing the ADA
(Americans with Disabilities Act),
the first step, he argues, toward
making America great again.
Labels:
ADA,
Books,
Disabilities,
Donald Trump
Labels:
Books,
Disabilities,
Donald Trump,
English Language
Labels:
Bodybuilding,
House of Representatives,
Paul Ryan
After Neoconfederate rednecks, like Marshall Leonard,
started bombing Walmarts, the United States realized
it had an oversupply of domestic terrorists and started
exporting them overseas.
Labels:
Confederacy,
Mississippi,
Terrorism,
Trade,
Wal-Mart
Labels:
Brain,
George Walker Bush,
Jeb Bush,
Karl Rove
Labels:
Jeb Bush,
Photography,
Presidential Race
Labels:
Ahmed Chalabi,
CIA,
Defense Intelligence Agency,
Intelligence,
Iraq,
Iraq War,
WMD
Labels:
Debates,
GOP,
Presidential Race,
Television
Monday, November 02, 2015
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Horror,
Movies,
Songs
"This isn't about what you want to do, Paul. It's about what
God wants you to do. And God has told me, he wants you
to be Speaker of the House."
"OK, John, but the next time you talk with God, ask Him
how to get that smoke smell out of the Speaker's Office."
Labels:
Cigarettes,
God,
House of Representatives,
John Boehner,
Paul Ryan,
Smoking
Labels:
House of Representatives,
Jokes,
Paul Ryan
Scarborough Blasts Mainstream Media's Liberal Bias:
"They Are Embarrassing Themselves by Hiring
Rightwing Nutjobs like Me"
Labels:
Conservatism,
Joe Scarborough,
MSM,
MSNBC,
Rightists
Labels:
Charlie Rose,
Frankenstein,
Movies
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