It took Donald Trump 19 seconds to shake hands with

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. The Blob could ingest

 an entire human body in less time than that.

"Melania and I won't be appealing to the Supreme Court

over the travel ban, so we we won't be seeing you in

court.  Sad!"

Baby Vegging Out

Baby Vexing Out

Trump Still Under the Impression He Was Elected

CEO of the United States

Warm Scuzzies #720

Carl Higbie

You really don't want to meet Jason Chaffetz.

He's a very unpleasant humanoid.

"I have no recollection of discussing lifting sanctions on

Russia, but I can't be certain that the topic never came up.

They don't call me Brain Fart Flynn for nothing."

Separated at birth, will the Bannon Twins finally

be re-united on Saturday Night Live?

Commander-in-Chief of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders

Escalates War on Federal Judiciary

Just in Time for Valentine's Day!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #677

Sebastian Gorka

New Consumer Advocacy Group Formed

Empty Suit Vents ALL-CAPS Fury Against Federal Judiciary

Kellyanne Conway 'Counseled' After Ivanka Plug

Jeff Sessions Says His Landslide Victory Is More 

Tremendous Than Betsy DeVos's Landslide Victory

"Let me make one thing perfectly clear: I am not saying

what I am saying right now."

Just Whistle Dixie While You Work

Operators Are Standing By!

Devos? Sounds plural! If so, how absurd! There was 

only ONE Devo!

"Hope is the thing with feathers," wrote Emily Dickinson. 

"Without Feathers" is the title of a Woody Allen book. 

QED: Sean Spicer is without feathers.

"Call me Rusty and I shall unleash my

rapacity!"

Guys and Dolls

Senator McConnell, is it possible for the 51 Republicans who 

voted to confirm Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education 

to be impugned more than they have already impugned 

themselves?

Bad high school student says he might consider ruling in

favor of Trump's travel ban, if the money's right.

Trump Knocks Nordstrom for Dropping Ivanka's Line 

of 'Made in China' Footwear

Mitch McConnell, Prominent Kentucky Hardshell

Man in Rubber Suit Threatens to Destroy 

Texas Lawmaker

There are congenital liars,

compulsive liars,

chronic liars,

habitual liars,

inveterate liars,

and pathological liars.

And then there's Donald Trump.

It is pointless to try to shame Mitch McConnell, 

for he is a shameless sociopath.

It made Trump sad there was no diaper for

emotional incontinence.

"Are you telling me the dog ate your rug

because it needed to regurgitate?"

Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Landslide Betsy!

Melania Trump Inks Multi-Million Dollar 

Hand Rail Endorsement Deal

Trust and Obey, for There Is No Other Way

Sometimes Steve Bannon believes as many as six impossible

 things before breakfast.

Trump and Hannity in Laurel Land

Hey, we've seen this picture before!

Trump was upset that Sean Spicer was impersonated 

by a woman.  Just wait till Steve Bannon is impersonated 

by a mole rat.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #676

Gavin McInnes

Bullfraud

Fake News Media Covering Up Terrorist Attacks 

Perpetrated by Mercenary Anti-Trump Protesters

Professional Anti-Travel Ban Protesters Facing Long Lines 

on Payday

Things to Avoid #32

Whereas a garlic necklace and a

crucifix will deter Dracula, they

have no effect on Elliott Abrams.

Spicer Twins Agree Dippin' Dots Is Not the Ice Cream

of the Future

"I call my own shots, too.  Another Jägermeister, bartender!"

Dummy Shows Who's Boss

Whoever coined the expression, 'stark staring mad', 

must've had Steve King in mind.

Donald Trump Says 'Negative Poles Are Fake News'

"Men, I'm afraid the Injuns have us surrounded."