"Yes, as hypocritical as it may sound, I believe that only

people like me who are injured in drunk driving accidents

should have access to Medicaid.  All the other uninsured 

poor people in Arkansas are just SOL."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #547

Lawrence Lockman

USS Ronald Reagan, the Navy's First Glow-in-the-Dark

Aircraft Carrier

Recently-Declassified Photograph #36

Leader of the Gay-Stapo

Worried about the Gay Gestapo?  Relax!  Tammy Bruce 

is large and in charge.

Of Richie Incognito, Bo Jackson might have said, 

"Football is easy if you're crazy as hell."

President Obama Blamed for Biggest Deficit Drop 

Since World War II

If Cerberus Had Been a Deer

Mt. Gox Declares Bankruptcy, Goes the Way of

Mount St. Helens

"Damn!  The deacon just said there's no public restroom!"

Monkey say:  "Yes, Senator Cruz, we'll turn 

this country around."

Warm Scuzzies #450

Gator's Dockside

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #44

Josh McKoon

First, the Bad News:  "A bill moving swiftly through the Georgia 

House of Representatives would allow business owners who 

believe homosexuality is a sin to openly discriminate against 

gay Americans by denying them employment or banning 

them from restaurants and hotels."

Second, the Good News:  Gays in Georgia can buy "a 

specialty license plate featuring the Confederate battle

 flag."

Senators who didn't attend the Appropriations Committee 

hearing on Alzheimer's today say they forgot.

"Is the vet in? My dog's having another 

panic attack."

“A number of data releases have pointed to softer spending, 

and part of that tuggable, huggable softness may reflect an 

increased use of Cottonelle."

"Hey, the Second Amendment doesn't have an age limit!"

Sign of the Times #50

Insanity Truther

"Better get a mop:  I'm so full of myself I'm about to

overflow!"

Thomas F. Barraga, a New York Republican

 county legislator, insists he is NOT a Klingon.  

But people don't believe him.

"Americans should have the freedom to follow the teachings 

in the Bible.  So, when the Bible teaches in Exodus 2:17, 

'When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be 

freed at the end of six years as the men are', Americans 

should be able to follow that."

"Yes, I'm Jeffrey Nugent, Ted Nugent's brother, but

media coverage of our relationship is way overblown."

"Anybody got any Gas-X®?"

"Ha ha, Chancellor Merkel!  I just turned you into

Hitler's mother!"

When Representative Steve Stockman's primary campaign 

against Senator John Cornyn struck reality and shattered 

violently, a shard struck Senator Ted Cruz in the right eye.

Like so many old haters, The Nuge suffers from 

'Banal Leakage'.

At last, he had found the pot of gold at the end of the 

rainbow.  And then . . .

And, to make matters worse, she had walked a mile 

for that camel.

If, as Tom DeLay says, "God wrote the Constitution," 

this would mean He was the author of the 3/5ths Compromise, 

whereby an African-American slave was counted, for political 

purposes, as only 60% of a person.  Furthermore, if God 

wrote it, the Constitution must have been perfect.  So why 

has He allowed this perfect document to be amended by

 mere mortals 27 times?

"Hey, I'm not stealing the Banksy,

I'm stealing the wall!"

Will the Grand Canyon State change its name 

from Arizonastan to Ugandastan?

"Sure, human sacrifice is a rather bloody affair, but we mustn't 

forget we're doing it in the name of 'religious liberty'."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #32

Chris Mapp

CNN Takes Long Walk Off Short Piers

Warm Scuzzies #449

Efrain Rojas

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #546

Dr. Milton Wolf

The Grim Rapper

'Walkergate' has a nice ring to it,

don't you think?