Saturday, August 21, 2021

Where is Melvin of the Apes when
we need him?

Those Darn Mississippi Trumpniks!


A Problem in Equine Logistics

Peter North Legend Goes South

Warm Scuzzies #1,068
Logan Barnhart

Old Woman Hypnotizing Flying Lobster

This is probably the same guy caught selling counterfeit
$2 bills for $5.

Thank You, Governor Abbott

Friday, August 20, 2021

Civil War Breaks Out Over Who Should Be 
the New Host of Jeopardy

Fox News is like The Shadow: it has the hypnotic
 power to cloud men's minds so they cannot 
see what's right in front of their noses.

Pence Lowers the Boom on Biden

Matt Gaetz says Dr. Fauci is 'a sniveling little twit'.  
Gaetz's projection issues seem to be worsening.

This is the same Republican who said last year
that 'there are more important things than 
living and that's saving the economy'.

Thursday, August 19, 2021

Mo Brooks Sympathizes with the 
Would-Be Capitol Hill Terrorist

The disguise SpongeBob SquarePants wears when
he goes undercover for a MAGA rally.

Last Seen in Monkeying Around

Chip Roy Rants, Tells Biden to 'Go to Hell'

Sturgis Rally for Derp Immunity on August 8, 2021

Dr. Jason Valentine Sez:  “If they asked why, 
I told them COVID is a miserable way to die 
and I can’t watch them die like that.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene looks even uglier when 
she cusses.

Wednesday, August 18, 2021

Paging the Gumby Brain Specialist

Herman Cain Redivivus

Know Your Hominids

No Miracles. No Mercy. No Redemption. No Heaven. 
No Hell. No Higher Power. Just Fatman.

Did Ted Cruz's campaign spend $135,000 on his book, 
One Vote Away, or on Radiant Farms Unicorn Meat?

Team MAGA Proper Gander Network
 Is Thriving

That Look When Alabama Governor Kay Ivey Declares a
'Narrowly-Focused' COVID-19 State of Emergency

Asked why she is running for Governor of the Natural State, 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders said Arkansas needs to be punished.

Ask Rudy Giuliani's lawyers to explain the difference
between 'Product Disparagement' and 'Defamation'.

Tuesday, August 17, 2021

 Regeneron's Monoclonal Antibody Treatment
Believed to Be More Dependable Than the
Texas Energy Kludgeocracy

Where is Dick Clark when we need him?

If America simply must invade another country, 
why not New Zealand?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #147
Harrison Smith

How to Easily Remove Facial Hair

Most people don't know the ice cream sandwich
was invented in the Middle Ages.

"Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to run
down the middle of 5th Avenue in New York City
wearing this shirt."

Warm Scuzzies #1,067
André Jacques

The Fall of Afghanistan is making the
Media Monster roar.

The takeover of Afghanistan by the Taliban has 
really pissed off Mean Muley McGrudge.

Cosmic Joke

Monday, August 16, 2021

Warm Scuzzies #1,066
Matt Braynard

Godzilla Doing His Tiny Tim Impression of Don Ho 
Singing 'Tiny Bubbles'

"Ah, distinctly I remember saying, 'Things could be worse.'  
And, as things turned out, they were."

Trump Waiting for Godot

Smoking Rabbit Explains How Jen Psaki 
Adroitly Dodges Fox News’s Verbal Grenades 
at Press Briefings

Ask Mike Pompeo how Critical Race Theory caused 
the Fall of Afghanistan.

Sunday, August 15, 2021

More Mysterious Than the Puente Hills Landfill

Let's spend another trillion dollars and stay 20 more years 
in Afghanistan, shall we?

Good Hap