Saturday, September 03, 2016

Oklahoma Earthquake Yet Another Reason for Fracking 
Mogul Harold Hamm to Be Trump's Secretary of Energy
Warm Scuzzies #707
Long Island University Brooklyn
"You're in the midst of polite company, so please
refrain from saying 'Roger Ailes' or other obscenities."
Tiffany Trump Said to Be 
Very Popular Among Red-
Blooded, Flag-Waving
Rude Rhymes #87


David Bossie
We Own the Night
Extremophiles, like the Trump spawn, have the extraordinary 
ability to thrive as Outsiders, far beyond the normal 
environments on Earth.

Friday, September 02, 2016

Proud Flesh
We're gonna need more corners!
David Lewis Sez:  "I'm not racist.  I'm just a principled
Republican whose First Principle is:  Do what it takes
 to keep Democrats from voting."
A: Is that a talking stump or Mike Pence giving his
stump speech?
B: Is there a difference?
Sorry, Michele, no more elections for you.
Maybe the rumors are true and Batman's secret identity is
really Bruno Diaz.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, Mr. Gutierrez, but I've heard
you decided to back Trump after he said you could be 
 'Big Marco'."

Thursday, September 01, 2016

"Paul Ryan? Never heard of him!"
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #80
Paul Finebaum
Q:  "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
A:  "To show the armadillo how it's done."
"Like you say, Corey Lewandowski, 'White America First
 is something that has got Trump to this point, and he 
doubled down on it last night'."
Herman Cain says when anyone questions his loyalty 
to America, all he has to do is push his Patriot Button.
Roger Stone Sees Conspiracies Within Conspiracies,
Wheels Within Wheels
Immigration Reform Plans #7
Trump's 10-Part Immigration Plan
1.  We
2.  Will
3.  Build
4.  A
5.  Great
6.  Wall
7.  Along
8.  The
9.  Southern
10. Border
Wearing his 'Make Mexico Great Again Also' cap, Rudy
Giuliani performs his version of the 'Mexican Hat Dance'.
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Wearing His
'Make Mexico Great Again Also' Hat
Rudy Giuliani Goes Full Mussolini in Phoenix
"So good to meet you, Little Enrique!"
The Trump 190 MPH 450 CFM Natural-Gas-Powered 
Latino Blower

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Flying Fickle Finger of Fate
Apostle Thomas Rodgers, Sr., Pastor of Antioch Road to
 Glory International Ministries in North Carolina, Doing
 His Marcus Garvey Impression

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #667
Texe Marrs
Gun Reportedly Pried from Cold Dead Hand of Abu 
Muhammad al-Adnani, Senior ISIS Strategist
Rick Perry Selected to Appear in Next Season of
Dancing with the Stars and Bars
"This is a wall, fellow Trumpniks, not a bidet.  Got that?"
"If you don't stand for the National Anthem when you're
 watching a game on TV at home, maybe you should find a 
country that works better for you."
Mark Burns Sez:  "I want to Apologize for my Twit that many 
found to be offensive..."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #87
Antonio Branco
Rescue: It's not just a verb. It's a promise.

Monday, August 29, 2016

The Last Selfie
Immigration Reform Plans #6
Trump Immigration Reform Plan Elucidated
in Figure 3
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #666
Will Rogers
Trilobitus cthulhusus
World's Worst Jobs #140
Donald Trump Surrogate

Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
McCain Says He's Too Mean to Go Maverick on Trump

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Are we having Funt yet?
Donald Trump Sez:  "I understand life. And I
understand how life works. I'm the Lone Ranger."
Kellyanne Conway Sez: "Donald Trump
 is the unpredictable X-Factor."
New Mouth of Hell Uncovered
Obi-Wan Kenobi Sums Up the Trump Campaign