Saturday, December 06, 2014

A new report suggests Roboprofs, like
the one shown above, could make law
 professors, like Glenn Reynolds, obsolete.
Rude Rhymes #83

Churl and Craven

Andrew Klavan
Things to Avoid #29
Jeffrey Denning, Especially If You're a Co-worker, a 
Neighbor, a Teammate, a Friend or Even a Relative
Republicans’ Plan to Cancel Obama's ‘State of the Onion 
Address’ Gaining Traction
Robotologists mingle on the Third Day of Zappadan.

Friday, December 05, 2014

Uh-oh!  Looks like Steven Crowder is ready to roar 
about Voltaire's racism during the French Enlighten-
ment and how it was less terrible than Chris Rock's
during America's Dark Age.
If it were possible to further tarnish the reputation of
 Staten Island, District Attorney Dan Donovan would be
 the man to do it.  But it's not possible.  As one observer
remarked, “Donovan could have killed Erin Garner 
himself and would still get re-elected.” 
Upchuck Doubleplusungood
Warm Scuzzies #514
Angela Box
“The grand jury verdict in the Garner case was hard
 to understand.  Maybe if I'd seen it in 3D it would've
been easier.”
When you look at Patrick Lynch, head of New York City's
Patrolmen's Benevolent Association, 'benevolent' is not
the first word which comes to mind.  How about 'mobster'?
Duck Dynast Celebrates Second Day of Zappadan
Rudy Giuliani Doing His Jabba the Hutt Impression

Thursday, December 04, 2014

Samuel Johnson Ousted as Literary Editor of
The New Republic
"All you need now, Jeb, is Ollie as your running mate."
Peter King
If Frank Zappa is squeezing Claudia Cardinale,
it must be the First Day of Zappadan.
Even Roger Simon's bowtie shows signs of
Hillary exhaustion.
Dr. Ben Carson Sez:  "Don't listen to my words; listen 
to what I say."  
[Listening to Ben Carson is 'horrible and stressful',
like being President.]
Don 'Your Job Is to Make Money' Blankenship Goes
on Trial for Being Don Blankenship

Wednesday, December 03, 2014

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #54
Mike Ditka
American Empire #57
Strangling Justice, One Citizen at a Time

Tuesday, December 02, 2014

Plate of Redneck Seafood Blamed for Latest 
Precambrian Invasion
Bill O'Reilly is an allegory.  He's an old white male who 
blames less-than-white people for the fact that he is 
dying and will die sooner rather than later.
Will Pope Francis reunite the Eastern and Western churches, 
as some hope, or will he play, as is rumored, a starring 
role in a Terry Gilliam-produced sequel to Brazil?
Chris Harris, a Hooks, Texas School Board Member, Says 
He Apologizes for Dreaming of a White Christmas
Warm Scuzzies #513
Cleveland Police Department
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #604
Kory Watkins
Just think:  if he had been openly carrying an AR-15 and
had been white, Tamir Rice might still be a 12-year-old.
We Are Here to Help You!
Gordon Klingenschmitt Sez:  "I'm not all that white."
[Compared to an albedo of .9 for freshly fallen
snow, perhaps not.]
He stopped believing in mythical animals when the last 
werewolf choked and died while eating the last unicorn.
Dr. Ben Carson Blames Invention of Genuine Hand-
Hammered Wok on Women's Lib Movement of the
Austin Police Say Larry Steve McQuilliams 
Belonged to Phineas Phreak Priesthood
"I'll cover your lying ass if you'll cover mine."

Monday, December 01, 2014

Q:  What is a two-word refutation for the Theory of
Intelligent Design?
A:  Curt Schilling.
If Hillary Clinton runs for President and is elected, just
think how much the American people will save in
speaking fees.
Warm Scuzzies #512
St. Louis Police Officers Association

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Elizabeth Lauten has apologized to Sasha and Malia, but 
she hasn't yet apologized to Barack and Michelle for 
saying they "don't respect their positions very much, 
or the nation for that matter."  And while she's at it,
 perhaps she should apologize for being such a
 dumb blonde.
David Ben-Gurion

Jackass Ben-Howe
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #60
Ezra Levant
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #14
An Aberrant Life-Form
Darren Wilson Sez:  "Greater love hath no man than this, 
that I lay down my job for my friends."
[Having said this, he then ascended up his own fundament.]