Saturday, January 05, 2013

‘Pocket Hose’ Demonstration on Fox & Friends Goes 
Horribly Awry; Brian Kilmeade Promises to Not Pull
It Out on Camera Ever Again
Gerard Depardoodoo Goes Galt, 
Becomes Putin's Poodlepoo
"Unlike Nancy Pelosi, there’s no facelift with me. 
I am who I is."
The Joy of Irony
Uh-oh, looks like Sister Michele is
dry humping the ottoman again.

Friday, January 04, 2013

Having recently undergone an Empathobotomy, Rep. 
Steven Palazzo (R-MS), whose Mississippi district is 
situated on the Gulf Coast and which received federal 
disaster relief for Hurricane Katrina in 2005, voted 
against a $9.7 billion relief package to victims of 
Hurricane Sandy.
Icelandair:  We Fly You to Iceland in Style and Comfort. 
Book Online Now!
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #453
Marion Hammer
One of the 70 different ingredients in a McRib sandwich 
is azodicarbonamide, "a flour-bleaching agent most 
commonly used in the manufacture of foamed 
plastics like gym mats and the soles of shoes."  But
this ingredient only accounts for its texture; it is not 
what gives the McRib its distinctive flavor.  That
is produced by the “pig bits like tripe, heart, and 
scalded stomach.”  
Residents of Gilmer, Texas, in Mourning After Maggie
Gallagher Announces the Retirement of Her 17-Year-Old
Syndicated Column

Thursday, January 03, 2013

World's Worst Yobs #274
Phelim McAleer
A new study out of Texas A&M shows that 
homicides are up 7% to 9% in the 23 states which 
have passed 'Stand Your Ground' laws since 2005. 
Is anyone surprised?
"I've noticed that the reaction to my on-screen rants
 has fallen off of late, so I've decided to supplement 
them with some really irate shadow puppetry."
"What's it like, Mr. Sullivan, to be one out of 
7,089,324,045 people living on one out of 
100,000,000,000 planets in the Milky Way Galaxy?"

Wednesday, January 02, 2013

To pay $19.99 a year for full access to Andrew 
Sullivan on the Internet would be what is 
commonly called 'a senseless act of violence'.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #452
Glenn Grothman
"But John, as much as you would like for me to perform
'sexual intracourse', it's just not physically possible."
BBC Reporter Claims to Have Found Scientologists’ 
‘Alien Space Cathedral’ Inside Tom Cruise's Head
House GOP Leaders Adopt New Color-Coded Voting
Alert System:  Green Necktie = Yes, Red Necktie = No
Breaking News Mashups #6
'Scientists Find House GOP Leader's Blood 
in Ancient Gourd'

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

"Where's the rest of me?"
It's hard to imagine a more absurd way of dying than
being crushed to death in a human stampede.
Would 2013 be the year when he found out what an 
'Open Marriage' with Newt Gingrich might be like?

Monday, December 31, 2012

If milk goes over the cliff, will cookies follow?
Although David Rivera (R-FL) went down to defeat in 
the November elections, it's never too late in Fearguth's
 world to celebrate the political demise of one of the
most corrupt of Marco Rubio's BFF's.
Dana Loesch is a:
(1) “Nationally Recognized 
Conservative Talk Radio Host”
(2) “Speaker for the Tea Party 
(3) "CNN Contributor"
(4) "Indentured Servant in Limbo”
(5) "Disgrace to the Female Gender"
(6) All of the Above.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Dick Armey Diagnosed with a Terminal Case of
Moral Mange