Saturday, August 01, 2015

American Schutzstaffel #54
Donald Trump Giving the Short-Fingered Vulgarian Salute
If Texas Attorney-General  Ken Paxton has been indicted 
on three felony counts, he should be incarcerated in 
the Waller County Jail.
Ricochet Rabbit

Ricochet Armadillo
“I’ve been astounded that more of the country has not been 
demanding impeachment already, but it hasn’t, and until over
 half the country wants to see it, there’s no use bringing it up, 
nothing will happen, it will gum up all the works, so that's 
why I'm bringing it up."
Between madness and Southern Fried Baptists lies
 Mike Huckabee.

Friday, July 31, 2015

Jeb Bush Sez: "I'm a big boy. I'll be showing up 
at the GOP debate with my big boy pants on."
Insiders Warn Jeb: "Don't Wrestle with a
Guinea Pig!"
¡Yo Quiero Taco Belle!
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #69
Angelle Marie Massion
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #114
Five Element Pizza Ninjas

Thursday, July 30, 2015

World's Worst Yobs #337
Matt Walsh
Poppy Bush Gives The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires
Two Thumbs Up
“That's when I told the yokels it was my intention to be very 
nice and highly respectful of the other candidates at the first 
GOP debate.”
Mullah Omar Succumbs to Terminal Beard Dandruff
"I think this is a temporary sort of loss of sanity, but we're 
going to come back to our senses and look for someone 
serious like me to lead the country at some point."
Allen West says he owns three pistols, two shotguns, and
an AR-15.  He also says he has discovered a way to use
them all simultaneously, just by sticking out his tongue
and wiggling his ears.
Ferocious Lion Gets the Drop on
Big Game Hunter

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Chaka Con!
"I only like birds that haven't been captured."
Mona 'Smoochy' Lisa Introduces 'Vacate the Chair'
Resolution to Oust Boehner as House Speaker
Koch Brothers Want to Play
'Freeze Out' with Trump,
He Wants to Play
'Swing the Statue'
If elected President, Donald Trump is promising to include
Sarah Palin in his cabinet as Secretary of Super Big Gulps.
Mullah Omar Sez: "Maybe I'm dead,
maybe I'm not.  It's a bitch when
you can't tell!"

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

What Happened When the Kookservatives Collided with
the Cuckservatives
Walter James Palmer's smile is called
Risus Sardonicus.
"Congratulations!  You represent New Hampshire's
Republican Party elite, the 4% who want me to be
America's next President."
World's Worst Yoobs #156
Ainsley Earhardt
Operation Asshat
Secret Service Code Name for 
Trump Presidential Campaign
Warm Scuzzies #574
Michael Cohen

Monday, July 27, 2015

New General Purpose, One-Size-Fits-All 
2016 GOP Presidential Campaign Logo
Poodles Panicking in Panic Room

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Does anyone know what Rand Paul has against laundry?
Warm Scuzzies #573
Mike Hubbard