Saturday, April 22, 2017

Jeff Sessions Proving That Bears Have an Ass and
Shit in the Woods

Friday, April 21, 2017

Warm Scuzzies #733
Ed Rogers
Ivanka Calls Off Book Tour

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Lord Dampnut Wants Health Care Bill Passed Next Week 
and the Second Coming of Jesus the Week After That
If Fox News Gave Bill O'Reilly the Parachute
He Deserves
Whenever Rex Tillerson is subjected to 'alarming provocations'
from Iran, he tends to do the Hokey Pokey.
World's Worst Yoobs #182
Alexandra DeSanctis
Playing 'Where's Todd?' in the Oval Office
Scarier Than The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Pruneface Blames Departure from Dick Tracy
 Comic Strip on 'Completely Unsubstantiated Claims'
Trump's Inaugural Committee Raises Record 
107,700 Kilowhatmeworrys
Bill O'Reilly Restarts His Career
He Remembers When War Was War
Headlines We Like to See #13
'Jason Chaffetz Won't Seek Re-Election in 2018'
Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #1
Praise the Lord and Pass the Mustard!
Trump's Armada Steaming Toward North Korea
Headlines We Like to See #12
'Fox Reportedly Negotiating Bill O'Reilly's Exit'
Warm Scuzzies #732
Frank Artiles

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Trump Sez: "I just don’t telegraph my moves.” There's 
a reason for that: in the United States, Western Union 
sent its last telegram on 27 January 2006.
"I am completely real and everybody knows it!”
Lincoln Memorial Gets a Makeover
"I have the biggest Easter bunny."

Monday, April 17, 2017

"Next time, Patriarch, I get to wear the hat."
Back in the day, cow punchers rescued
ladies in distress.  Today, NeoNazis
punch them in the face.
“He’s playing a character,” says Alex Jones' lawyer. 
“He is a performance artist.”
G. I. Joe-in-Chief, Star of
Let's Play Soldier
Leatherboy Puts Fear of the Lord into
North Koreans
I'm Invincible!
Sign of the Times #73
Every Litter Bit Hurts
Great Misadventures in Science #11
North Korean ICBM's Guidance System Mistakes 
Syrian Olive Orchard for New York City
Mike Pence Waits His Turn to Look at North Korea
Through the Mother of All Binoculars
Mike Pence Sez: "All options are on the table with
North Korea."

Sunday, April 16, 2017

The First Words Jesus Uttered When He
Arose from the Dead on Easter Morning
Taxi Vader
"Hey, I won the election, so stop asking me where I hid
the Easter eggs!"
Dog Pays the Price for Barking at the Easter Bunny
Froggie Goes a Courtin' in a Fairytale Carriage