World's Worst Yoobs #148

A. J. Delgado

Burger King Introduces New

Black Knight Burger

"What's that all about?"

"Oh, it's just Todd Palin's birthday party."

"I swear, the anti-semites are out to get me!"

Fearguth's has had all of the reality he can stand

for a while, so he will be at UtopiaFest for a few

days.  Updates will unpredictable for a while.

"It saddens me to say this, Bowser, but you're toast."

Warm Scuzzies #508

Bobby Harrell

"Mr. Clapper, would you be interested in learning

 '25 Secrets to Making Yourself Even More Handsome

 Than You Already Are'?"

Dustin Siggins is a real name, not just an exercise

 in onomastic mopery, and it belongs to this

 NRO mook.

Old Men with Guns #25

Buddy Myers

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #47

Fran Millar

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #58

Todd Starnes

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #593

Bill Cassidy

Warm Scuzzies #507

Lavon Heidemann

If you were to attend a church where Pat Robertson was

preaching, you would probably want to be fully-armed

to improve your chances of getting out alive.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #57

Glenn Thrush

Some people believe Rick Perry is Texas.  

Well, sorry, but no: Willie Nelson is Texas.

Sign of the Times #60

Guaranteed to Provide Fast Relief from 

Headache, Neuritis, and Neuralgia

"What's that?"

"They say it's old man Kingsford's place."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #592

John Trumbo

More Americans Get Their Blond Jokes from Fox News 

Than from Any Other Source!

Harley Brown Sez:  "All of the offices I've run for over 

the years--governor, senator, congressman--that was only 

foreplay to my ultimate destiny to be President of the 

United States."

[You have to admit his vest looks presidential'.]

Is 2014 still happy?

Toroid!  Toroid!  Toroid!

Warm Scuzzies #506

Hannah Strong

Tucker Carlson Sez:  "There is really

no such thing as an assault weapon,

especially when I have my eyes closed."

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #56

Nicholas Dirks

Drug-Sniffing Dogs

Carpet-Sniffing Bishops

"I swear, that's NOT MY HAND!"

Radioactive Boar (Germany)

Radioactive Bore (United States)