Friday, September 12, 2014

World's Worst Yoobs #148
A. J. Delgado
Burger King Introduces New
Black Knight Burger
"What's that all about?"
"Oh, it's just Todd Palin's birthday party."
"I swear, the anti-semites are out to get me!"

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Fearguth's has had all of the reality he can stand
for a while, so he will be at UtopiaFest for a few
days.  Updates will unpredictable for a while.
"It saddens me to say this, Bowser, but you're toast."

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Warm Scuzzies #508
Bobby Harrell
"Mr. Clapper, would you be interested in learning
 '25 Secrets to Making Yourself Even More Handsome
 Than You Already Are'?"
Dustin Siggins is a real name, not just an exercise
 in onomastic mopery, and it belongs to this
 NRO mook.
Old Men with Guns #25
Buddy Myers
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #47
Fran Millar
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #58
Todd Starnes

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #593
Bill Cassidy
Warm Scuzzies #507
Lavon Heidemann
If you were to attend a church where Pat Robertson was
preaching, you would probably want to be fully-armed
to improve your chances of getting out alive.
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #57
Glenn Thrush

Monday, September 08, 2014

Some people believe Rick Perry is Texas.  

Well, sorry, but no: Willie Nelson is Texas.
Sign of the Times #60
Guaranteed to Provide Fast Relief from 
Headache, Neuritis, and Neuralgia
"What's that?"
"They say it's old man Kingsford's place."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #592
John Trumbo
More Americans Get Their Blond Jokes from Fox News 
Than from Any Other Source!
Harley Brown Sez:  "All of the offices I've run for over 
the years--governor, senator, congressman--that was only 
foreplay to my ultimate destiny to be President of the 
United States."
[You have to admit his vest looks presidential'.]
Is 2014 still happy?
Toroid!  Toroid!  Toroid!
Warm Scuzzies #506
Hannah Strong

Sunday, September 07, 2014

Tucker Carlson Sez:  "There is really
no such thing as an assault weapon,
especially when I have my eyes closed."
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #56
Nicholas Dirks
Drug-Sniffing Dogs

Carpet-Sniffing Bishops
"I swear, that's NOT MY HAND!"
Radioactive Boar (Germany)

Radioactive Bore (United States)