Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #4

By the time they got to Beckstock . . .

“Don’t redistribute the wealth of my Barbies!”
said the little girl at the tea party.

Ron Wilson, Head of the Sons of
the Confederacy of Dunces

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #18
Michael Everling, Brad Linaweaver, and Dafydd ab Hugh

Teabaggers Attempt to Awaken Sleeping Giant

Newt Gingrich 'Inadvertently' Names Porn Exec
'Entrepreneur of the Year'

Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #6
The Jawa Report

Refugees from 1969 Seeking Asylum in 2009

Recently-Declassified Photograph #14
Blueprint of Subversive Dirty Fucking Hippie
Core Drill Machine

The Unexpurgated Bible #26
"Sorry, Jesus, but I'm not the Thief on the Cross.
I'm just a Hindu who enjoys pain."

"Not bad, but with wings, Pegasus could
probably fly a lot higher."

Learning that 'Joe Wilson' is actually 'Addison
Graves Wilson, Sr.' was more shocking than learning
that 'Joe the Plumber' is actually 'Samuel Joseph
Wurzelbacher' or that 'Roy Rogers' was actually
'Leonard Slye'.

Oxymorons for Our Time #3
Fox News

Republican State Assemblyman Jeff
Miller says he always enjoys Mike Duvall's
'inappropriate stories' much more than
his rather boring 'appropriate stories'.

"Congratulations, men! You have just been inducted
into the People's Liberation Army!"
"Oh Noes!!!"

"All except the hat I bought off the rack. The hat
was a special order from Costume Express."

If It's Spamsicle, It's Passable!

Warm Scuzzies #9
Jack Bonner

World's Worst Yobs #131

John Stossel

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #3

Blank Slate #9
Top Stories from September 11, 2009
"The Bridge That Could Ruin Germany's Best Wine Region"
"Tips for Great Athletes Who Want to Talk Humbly
about Their Greatness"
"Can the BigBelly Solar-Powered Trash Compactor Save
America from Economic Ruin?"
"New Data Suggests Your Parents Are Probably High
Right Now"
"Help! I'm Hot for My Wife's Sexy Sister"

What really steamed the students was when they
raised their hands and Professor Obama wouldn't
call on them.

Mike Duvall Cruisin' in His Muscle Car

I Remember Dubya #27
Dubya was so big at one time.
Now he's so small he's hard to see.

"All we have to do is wait for winter to set in and we'll
be able to walk out of here with no problem."

"Can you believe we're still alive?"
"Yes, it's pretty amazing!"
"Too bad about Monsignor Deadandgone."
"Yes, but that's what always seems to happen to
members of the Checkout Generation."

Radical Monogamy: Is It Good for America?

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #2

Old South's Last Gentleman Tries to Hide Under
GOP's Two-Page Health Care Reform Plan

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #1

American Empire #49
13.2% Poverty Rate = 39.8 Million American Poor

World's Worst Yobs #130
James Joyner

Look inside Louie Gohmert's left ear and you will see
nothing but blue sky all the way to Tyler, Texas.

"Only 61 out of 72 Republicans in the South Carolina

House of Representatives have asked me to resign. Is

that the best my party can do?"

Mike Duvall Revving the Iron Beast Between His Legs

"Only you can prevent Spanish speaking, cumbia
playing, tortilla eating, and Tecate drinking."

Warm Scuzzies #8
Heidi DeJong Barsuglia

Mike Duvall --- Family Values Champion, Ethics

in America Award Winner, and Republican

Cocksman Par Excellence

"You lie if you say I don't have a palmetto
fan stuck up my butt!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #86
Joe Wilson

The Unexpurgated Bible #25
"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it
from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy
members should perish, and not that thy whole body
should be cast into Fox News Hell."

Top of the Line Asshat

Don't look at this picture. It creates the false
impression that war wastes a lot of ketchup.

"Unlike Glenn Beck, I wasn't born a Catholic who
later converted to Mormonism. For better or for
worse, I was born a Sphinx Cat and I will die
a Sphinx Cat."

"OK, kid, I admit it: I'm a lobbyist for IAMS Premium
Dog Nutrition and I'm hungry."

Puppy Cautiously Advances Another Argument
in Favor of Neoclassical Animism

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #17
Patrick Gavin and Jackie Kucinich

Mad Max

Bad Max