Saturday, February 19, 2022

FDA inspectors found live rodents, dead rodents in various
 states of decay, rodent feces and urine, evidence of gnawing, 
nesting and rodent odors throughout the facility, dead 
birds and bird droppings.

Life on Instagram isn't always as glamorous as it
 appears in this picture.

Warm Scuzzies #1,136
Mike Groene

As Private Hudson says in Aliens, "That's it, man. 
Game over, man. Game over! What the fuck are we
 gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"

The More Things Change the More They Resemble
Jotto in 1955

Flag Desecration #132

Behind his back, Tucker's friends call him
'Nosy Ned'.

Bruce Lee's cat reminds us it's Caturday.

Son of Thin Man

Abby Johnson, Girl Scout Cookie Monster

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Melt Down the Machines

"We're calling out Russia's Super Sour Seekers loudly
and repeatedly," President Biden growled tartly.

Friday, February 18, 2022

You may have been wondering why John Durham's
face looks so familiar.

Always approach funny fruit with caution.

Bwana Says Her Critics Are ‘Literally Dream Killers’

Texas House Candidate Justin Berry Indicted

Endangered Species

Brain Damage

Banner Year

Infinite Bushmiller

As the California drought worsens,
the demand for Dowsing Toads is jumping.

No newsroom is complete without a
Hyperbolic Chamber.

Bogarting Neil Cavuto

From the look on his face you can tell he thinks you've
forgotten it's Fido Friday.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #225
The Disinfector

Thursday, February 17, 2022

Republican Candidate for the Texas Railroad
Commission Sarah Stogner Sez:  "My goal is 
to draw attention to the issues."

MyPillow Guy to Airdrop Pillows to Canadian Truckers 
From the Sky with Parachutes

There are two kinds of people in the world today: 
1) those who have already been compared to Hitler and 
2) those who will eventually be compared to Hitler.

Schopenhauer as Optimist

Warm Scuzzies #1,135
Midland Christian School

According to Diana Allocco, Rush Limbaugh's 'Five Rules 
for Handling the Left' are:  
1. Know your enemy.
2. Reject the premise.
3. Use your power.
4. Have no fear.
5. Stay on offense.
The sooner those on the Left realize that
'Resistance Is Futile', the better we'll all be.

What You Need to Decipher John Durham's Three-Year
 Investigation Into Hillary Clinton's 2016 Presidential

What Josh Hawley Will Be Selling Next

Evolution Takes a Wrong Turn

Just because it's Thursday doesn't mean the world is 
coming to an end.

It's Random Acts of Kindness Day!

Eric Trump Sez:  "The vaccine represents, literally, the
 stripping of freedoms in this country."

Texas Republicans aren't just gun crazy.

Attempt by Mike Lindell to Smuggle Himself into Canada 
Inside a Giant Minion-Shaped MyPillow Thwarted

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Zinke Still Stinky

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #965
Ben Marble

Warm Scuzzies #1,134
Ben Pogue

The first casualty of 'Truth Social' is truth.

A new Politico/Morning Consult poll finds just 39% of Americans 
say they approve of President Biden’s handling of the 
Marshmallow Peanut Pandemic.

Cat Embraces the Purpose-Driven Life

Iowa even makes Joni Ernst sad.

Freedom Convoy as Seen Through New Webb Space Telescope

What Keeps Republicans Awake at Night

These are Unicorn Boots.  Wearing them
is what caused Unicorns to become extinct.