Saturday, February 27, 2021

Men, Don't Fight Your Cock!

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"
"Howdy Doody time?"
"No, it's time to bomb Syria!"

Conflict of Interest, Thy Name Is David Brooks

At the America First Political Action Conference in
Orlando, you also got to see and hear Steve King
and Michelle Malkin.

Want to live to 90 like James Bond? Always order your 
martinis shaken, not stirred.

Chip Roy needs to capitalize on his
new-found fame with a reality TV
show, 'Bitching Up with MAGA'.

If CPAC is too leftist to suit you, there's always
AFPAC (America First Political Action Conference).

On Caturday, we are made to wonder what the 
Christmas Pageant Kitties do for a living in the 

Friday, February 26, 2021

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #866
Mary Miller

"Beam me up, Scotty, there's nothing
but aliens from Venus down here."

If It's Friday, It Must Be CPAC

Ted Cruz at CPAC Doing His
William Wallace Impersonation

The Unexpurgated Bible #183

"And Moses took the Golden Ass which they had made, 
and burnt it in the fire, and ground it to powder, 
and strewed it upon the water, and made the children 
of Israel drink of it."

Tucker QArlson

Tucker Carlson Sez:  "We spent all day trying to 
locate the famous QAnon, which in the end we 
learned is not even a website. If it’s out there, we 
could not find it.”

The Israelites built a Golden Calf.  The Trumpniks at
CPAC have built a Golden Ass.

Thursday, February 25, 2021


Like a goldfish, Chip Roy has a 10-second memory.

A Bastard's Work Is Never Done

Stephen Miller Calls Biden's Immigration Policy 'Cruel'

Take no thought for 2024; for sufficient unto the
day is the evil thereof.

Matt Gaetz Sez:  "The winner of our primary in 2024 will be 
someone from the Full Trump lane who embraces Trump 
and is embraced by him."

Warm Scuzzies #1,016
Richard Michetti

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #216
Ted Man Walking

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #865
Daniel Banyai

"Oh, look!" said Dick.
"It is Ken Paxton."
"Oh, my!" said Jane.
"Ken looks funny ignoring the reporter."

The Three Warning Signs of
Trump Withdrawal Syndrome

Although Sheldon Adelson is taking a dirt nap,
his erstwhile newspaper, The Las Vegas Review-
Journal, is vying with The Onion for satiric supremacy.

Rand Paul Clarifies His Position on
'Election Integrity'

"You can come out now.  Those 'fake Trump protesters'
Ron Johnson was talking about have gone home."

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Here we see Senator Josh Hawley demanding 
accountability for the Capitol Hill Insurrection.

Warm Scuzzies #1,015
Thomas Webster

VW Macrobus

Goin' Back to Houston

George Washington Reacts to Talk of
'Big-Tent Centrism'

CPAC Cancels Young Pharaoh's Appearance at Its
'America Uncanceled' Conference

If you haven't heard Ted Cruz ranting in his 
tiny whiny voice behind his Lone Star State
COVID-19 mask, you have been deprived
of one of life's little pleasures.

Warm Scuzzies #1,014
Genevieve Peters

"A Supreme Court Justice free from strong evidence of systemic 
intelligence is not alone sufficient for judicial confidence."

Monday, February 22, 2021

Was it synchronicity or a happy

No party celebrating the end of the Great Texas 
Freeze-Out of 2021 will be complete without
a Ted Cruz Piñata.

In memory of Rush Limbaugh, Ted Cruz 
will be flown at half-staff.

Does Lauren Boebert outsource the dusting of her
Gun Shrine, or does she do it herself?

Do the 'fascists' who tacitly consented to the release
of Trump's taxes include the three Justices he
put on the Supreme Court?

Who knew the solution to climate change
was between the sheets?

Would you be 'very happy' to be sued for $1.3 billion?
The MyPillow Guy is.

Supreme Court Rules Trump's Financial Records
 'Just Want to Be Free'

You won't want to miss his delightful
discussion of 'Plant-Based Meat'.

Sunday, February 21, 2021

In the Wacky World of Steve Scalise, Joe Biden didn't win
the 2020 election and Trump is no more to blame for the
Capitol Hill Insurrection than you are.

Jennifer Susan Wright, a Florida Anesthesiologist, Sez:  
"This is not going to be Biden's America, this is my America."