Saturday, August 25, 2012

Thanks to an Act of God, the nightmare of the
Republican National Convention has been
shortened from four days to three.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #413
Pat Rogers

Friday, August 24, 2012

Between now and September 3, Fearguth will be mostly
offline, as he journeys to and from Dinosaur National 
Monument.  This means, of course, that he will be able to
completely avoid the Republican National Convention.
  What a coincidence!

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Pastor Huckabee Achin' for Akin
Ann Coulter Pointing to the Hole in Her Head Where
They Pour the Bile In
Tip of the Iceberg

From an evolutionary point of view, Kevin Williamson is a 
Neanderthal, an ugly Neanderthal.
Kevin Williamson Sez:  "Scott Brown? Two daughters. May
 as well give the guy a cardigan. And fallopian tubes."
"Neighbor, when was the last time you had a big, steaming
bowl of Fish Assholes?  Well, that's too long!  So why not
open a can right now and join me in celebrating 
Sununu Week!"
Isaac May Disinherit Republican National Convention
Great Misadventures in Science #6
Mathematician Invents Romney Truth Table
It's easy to make a list of Mitt Romney's lies.
Try making a list of his truths.
His family stood stoically by as his erstwhile
Republican friends continued to pile on.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #412
Frank Szabo

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Lubbock County Judge Tom Head Admits He Doesn't Have
 an Emergency Management Plan to Deal with the Coming
Zombie Apocalypse
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #411
Tom Head
Warm Scuzzies #319
Michael Baumgartner
Somewhere in this bowl of lumpy gravy there's a familiar
face.  Can you find it?
Is Scott Brown prettier than Elizabeth Warren?  This is the
 question Massachusetts voters must answer in November.
Twit Apologizes for Tweets That Made Him Look 
Like a Twat
"Niall Ferguson is a fabulist."
"Whew!  For a moment there, I thought you
said, 'Niall Ferguson is a fatalist'."
Oxymorons for Our Time #135
Legitimate Rape
Toad Akin First Missouri Amphibian to Run for Senate
Is his phone still smarter than
Detroit Judge Wade McCree?

Will the GOP walk the 'Akin Plank'?

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

The Gunclinger
Ben Quayle Goes to Sea of Galilee to See Jesus Walk
on Water, Arrives Almost 2,000 Years Too Late
Señora Senor is not a serious journalist, and she 
doesn't even play one on TV anymore.
World's Worst Yobs #263
Niall Ferguson

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #410
Sharon Barnes
"I have not yet begun my flight!" the 'gutless little twerp'
said defiantly.
Dirty Birds Censored at University of Kentucky
 and University of Louisville
Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #127
Conservative Read

Monday, August 20, 2012

Leonardo da Vinci painted the Last Supper right after he 
painted the

Next-to-Last Supper.
No matter what costume he wore, he couldn't
escape his destiny.  He was still 'James Lileks'.
"When I pass on, don't call me the 'late' Jimmy McMillan.
Compared to most of you, I was 'early'."

Surprisingly, all it took to attain immortality was 
to press a button and spray under each arm.
Avoid the intersection of Church and State.  The traffic is 
heavy there, frequently backed up all the way to absurdity.
These are Shiite Muslim pilgrims at the shrine of Musa 
al-Kazim in northern Baghdad. They apparently appreciate 
Acid Trance as much as many Americans and Europeans do.
National Republican Infrastructure Collapses 
Beneath Todd Akin Express
One day along the 2012 campaign trail, Paul Ryan realized 
that if you are so close to a teabagger, like Todd Akin, that
you can agree with him and appear in the same picture
 frame, you're simply too damn close!
Thanks to the Supreme Court of the United States, Sheldon
Adelson, the creepiest billionaire on Planet Earth, is now in
a position to purchase Mitt Romney, a centimillionaire, and
make him the next President of the United States.  Did the
Founding Fathers and Framers of the Constitution risk their
lives and sacred honor for this?
In the 19th century, Joseph Merrick was called 
'Elephant Man'.  In the 21st century, he is called
 'GOP Man'.
Sherlock Holmes Discovers the House of Representative's
 10% Approval Rating Caused by Infestation of Republican
Teabaggers, Bedwetters, and Thumbsuckers
The Flip-Flops Mitt Romney Will Be Wearing in
Florida Next Week
Says the Republican Senator from Massachusetts (the 
original Tea Party State): "As a husband and father of 
two young women, I found Todd Akin's comments 
about women and rape outrageous, inappropriate, and 
wrong. There is no place in our public discourse for 
this type of offensive thinking."  [Teabagger density in
the Baywatch State must be much lower than it is in the 
Show Me Yours State.]
Santorum's Allegations about Obamacare Forcing Him 
into Catholic Confessional for Bearing False Witness