Saturday, September 19, 2020

Will Moscow Mitch give America
election-year adhesions?
"I've just washed my horns and can't do a thing with them."
Little Known Fact #71
Billy Batson lived before
had been invented.
Of all the land animals, the Spider Shark is, luckily, 
one of the rarest.
Mask Up and Vote #26

Friday, September 18, 2020

Holmes and Watson for a New Generation
On September 9, 2000, Fidel Castro delivered a speech
 in New York City which lasted 4 hours and 16 minutes.
And he didn't slur a single word.  Top that,
Orange Julius Caesar!
Swing State Playground
Mask Up and Vote #25

Thursday, September 17, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #971
Dave Muns
Today's Topic:  Angry Bird and
Critical Race Theory.
Jodey Arrington, Texas Flycatcher
Trump believes Twitter is biased against him.
Unfortunately, he's mistaken.
Surprise Ending
Apocalypses Are No Fun Anymore
Mr. Bluster Threatens Seattle Mayor
Mask Up and Vote #24

Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Would everybody please stop forcing 
Alexandra Petri to vote for Trump?
The Eyes of Rudy Giuliani
No Herd Immunity for Herd Mentality
Trumpinocchio the Fireman
Trump Sez:  “In many ways I up-played the 
pandemic in terms of action.”
Mask Up and Vote #23

Tuesday, September 15, 2020

'DOJ Opens Criminal Investigation 
into John Bolton’s Book'
Louie Learns His Lesson
"What did you do in the war, Daddy?"
"I was a Carrier Pigeon Carrier."
Mask Up and Vote #22
Not Even Nipple Slips?

Monday, September 14, 2020

They're Going to Take Him Away,
Ha Ha,
They're Going to Take Him Away!
American Golden Jailbird
Warm Scuzzies #970
Jason Ravnsborg
Cat Doing Its Mink Shawl Impression
Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #19
She fell flat on her face, but at least she was
moving forward.
Uh-oh, Cookie Monster must've gazed at
Medusa's trashy sister.
The Trump superspreader rally in Las Vegas calls to mind
 the slogan, 'What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas'. 
Trump Camp
Mask Up and Vote #21

Sunday, September 13, 2020

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #201
"Stop cherrypicking what Trump says!  If he says I'm 
holding up four fingers, that's how many I'm holding up."
It is not true that the three heads of King Ghidorah 
are named Larry, Curly, and Moe.
Inasmuch Virginia Beach, the home of Liberty University,
is only 10 feet above sea level, the Get Louder Faith 
Summit didn't amount to a hill of beans.
We are not going to tell you about COVID-19
 because we don't want you to panic.
Mask Up and Vote #20