Saturday, January 25, 2020

What Confucius Say to Mike Pompeo
Adventures in Aestheticism #235

Friday, January 24, 2020

Trump's Legal Team
The Pope of Poo Poo
'Trump complains about his defense team’s ‘Death Valley’ 
impeachment time slot'
Don't let Rinaldo Nazzaro's name fool you.  He's
not an Italian operatic tenor; he's a NeoNazi thug.
At 89, George Soros is believed to be the world's oldest 
one-man conspiracy.

Thursday, January 23, 2020

Will Roger Stones's conviction ring down the curtain on 
his career as a pitchman for roast beef sandwiches?
Mullethead Mnuchin Tells Teenager to
Get Off His Lawn
Oh, goody, another crook for Trump to pardon.
Strained spinach was his weakness,
his only weakness.
Urban Forager
If Trump Had Invented the Wheel
Warm Scuzzies #905
Mike Braun

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Jesus of the Spliffs wants to remind you that 
if you don't sin, he died in vain.
If Batman Had a Canine Companion
Ron Johnson, All-Day Trumpsucker
To be Trump is bad enough, but to be a 
Trumpnik is to be one of the Children of
 the Damned.
Is there a Society for the Protection of the 
Inventor of the Wheel?  If not, why not?
There are necessary evils, like death and taxes, and then
 there are unncessary evils, like political parties.
World's Worst Yobs #420
Pat Cipollone
Rude Roadrunner
Roadragemobile, the People's Car for the Age of Trumpery
Looks likes the Animal Liberation Front may
 be making a comeback.

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

She Stood There Ironing
The Moleman Cometh
Mr. Prosperity
Captain Happy Meal Reports for Duty
in Richmond, Virginia
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #789
Matt Bracken

Monday, January 20, 2020

Liz Cheney is only 53, but it's an old and lumpy 53.
Play It Again, Ernie
Three-Way Pileup: Hellraiser Meets 
Monty Python Meets N.W.A.
China Announces World's First Successful Clone
 of Pinky Lee
Who will Pinky Lee endorse in the
presidential race this year?
Pompeo Suggests Lawyers May Deploy the 
'Queen Esther Defense' at Trump's
Impeachment Trial
It is now the consensus among exobiologists that Trump
first made contact with extraterrestrials in the summer
of 2015.

Sunday, January 19, 2020

As Jeff Sessions will tell you, if you don't have a selfie with
 Lev Parnas, you're just an egg-suckin' dawg!
Sorry, Punkin' Puss, But Mushmouse Ran Away
with Lev Parnas
Here Come Trump's Celebrity Lawyers
Space Force Cammies Will Render Earth Orbiters
Virtually Invisible
Most people don't remember when Lev Parnas appeared
alongside Woody Allen in Zelig.
Polls indicate the Impeachment Prayer Team
is even bigger.
Alan Dershowitz, Robert Ray, and Ken Starr:
Three Jackasses in a Hailstorm
Nonthinking Caps for Sale at the
Impeachment Merch Table
"Even if God can't sink the Titanic, maybe I can."