Saturday, October 11, 2014

"Hey, Senator Paul, if you use one of these, you can
reach out to minorities and never even have to
 touch them!"
A Doocy Canoe
While no one expects the Spanish Inquisition,

the same cannot be said of Spam-on-a-Stick.

Friday, October 10, 2014

The Unexpurgated Bible #104
"Now the Lord had prepared a great fish to swallow up
 Jonah. But Jonah was too smart to fall for that old gag."
Bipartisan Laughter Erupts After Publication of 
Palin Brawl Police Report

Thursday, October 09, 2014

World's Worst Yobs #314
Caleb Bonham
Were it revealed that David Brooks's son was a mercenary 
soldier in ISIS, there would be hell to pay.  But, Brooks's 
son is a mercenary soldier in the Israeli Defense Force and 
that's perfectly OK.  Why is that?

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

Contrary to what you may have heard, not all 
Progressives were created equal.
"You know, Father, all this praying is
blowing my knees out.  What about
"What do you plan to major in when you go to college?"
"Banking and Financial Management."
"You're such a pig!"
"What do you think you are?  A disciple of
Saint Francis of Assisi?"
Even though he can stand associating with Tony
Scalia on the Supreme Court, there's one thing
Justice Anthony Kennedy simply cannot stand:  
same-sex marriage in Idaho.
"Sure, I'm the product of 'Biblically-correct sex'.  
Can't you tell from just looking?"
New Veggie Burger Bleeds Like It Has
Hemorrhagic Fever
Domestic Fowl Version of 'Realized Eschatology'
"But I created everything ex nihilo!" God exclaimed. 
"Sorry, still no copyright," the U.S. Copyright Office
reverentially replied.
What is it about Ted Cruz that reminds people of a 
raven selling life insurance?
Oregon Good Guy Openly Carrying Brand
 New Gun Dry-Gulched by Oregon Bad Guy 
with Gun; "He Got the Drop on Me,"
Good Guy Says
"Do you know what?  I'm happy!"

Tuesday, October 07, 2014

The Human Torch Criticizes President Obama for
Lacking 'Fire'
Why Texas Armadillos So Often End Up as Road Pizzas

Monday, October 06, 2014

American Schutzstaffel #45
Pilgrims Singing 'Let a Smile Be Your Umbrella' Whilst
Casting Stones at Pillars Symbolizing Satan
Naomi Wolf denies she ever suggested that the ISIS
beheadings were staged on the moon.

Sunday, October 05, 2014

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #48
Charlotte Lucas