Saturday, July 03, 2021

Ohio Trumpnik Taking Names
and Kicking Ass

For Those Who Are Terrified by the Curse of the
Aztec Mummy

Donald Rumsfeld Sez:  "As we know, there are known knowns; 
there are things we know we know. We also know there are 
known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some 
things we do not know. But there are also unknown 
unknowns, which I'm now learning in Hell."

"It's Caturday, so let's go surfing now
Everybody's learning how
Come on a safari with me!"

When Paul Gosar opens his festering gob, 
vendible imponderables in the nth dimension 
flee like a fly in a flue.

Friday, July 02, 2021

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #898
Lauren Witzke

Jason Voorhees Hospitalized with Chest Pains 
After Trump Jr. Bursts from His Thorax

Is another Wuhan-style 'lab leak' on the horizon?

You could tell the bloom was already off the rose when 
Leigh Ann Luck, the Capitol Hill Insurrection's Statue
 of Liberty, took time out for a reality check.

In the not too distant future, people will scratch their
heads when told that this Lego Play Set was
one of the most popular toys of 2020.

If you're having a hard time distinguishing between the
 Leaning Tower of Dallas and the Leaning Tower of Pisa,
just remember that one leans to the left and the 
other leans to the right.

Post-pandemic, parodies of Leonardo da Vinci's
The Last Supper were finally getting back
to normal.

Thursday, July 01, 2021

Trump Launches New Social Media Platform

God Emperor Trump's Empire 
Continues Its Collapse

Warm Scuzzies #1,051
Bill Maybourn

Meghan McCain Rips the Band-Aid Off, Revealing a 
'Rather Gaping and Difficult-to-Fill Hole'


We've heard a lot more about Whistler's Mother
than we have about Frankenstein's Mom.  
Why is that?

ExxonMobil Lobbyist 'Deeply Embarrassed' After He 
Accidentally Reveals the Names of 11 Senators
 He Says the Corporation Owns

Wednesday, June 30, 2021

The Day Henry Ward Beecher Almost Smiled

Comparing mask mandates to Nazi persecution of the
Jews, Republican State Representative Jim Walsh
says, "Wearing a Yellow Star is an echo from history.
 In the current context, we're all Jews."

Warm Scuzzies #1,050
Gabriel Brown

Beauty Is in the Ire of the Beholder

All of Tucker Carlson's suckers are SLO-POKEs.

The chicks were unimpressed when the rooster exercised
his right to keep and bear arms.

2020: a Look Back

How many times does Tucker Carlson 'double down' 
before he looks like an Al Jaffee Mad magazine fold-in?

Sonoran Desert Sentinel

Cactus Jack's mission was to overmatch his adversaries.

Tuesday, June 29, 2021

The Junk Man Cometh

Fearguth's Rules of Order #70
Never serve a tossed salad to a Sphynx Cat while it's still in bed.

Double Duty

Cherubs making fart bubbles is what's
called a 'False Narrative'.

In today's fashion, you have to pay more for what
they leave out than for what they put in.

A High Wind in Florida

Monday, June 28, 2021

"So, what is your claim to fame?"
"I discovered a 50-million-year-old fossilized ant with a 
mushroom growing out of its rectum."
"Sounds like you have been living the dream."
"Yes I have, so please don't wake me up."

Judge Says Lauren Boebert Can Block Twitter Followers

How to Make a Facebook Censor's
Head Explode

Simply Too Warm for Swans Today

To Die For:  A Semi-Automatic Battle Rifle 
with Mark McCloskey's Autograph on It

The bombs President Biden ordered dropped along the
 Syria-Iraq border had reached their 'Use By' date and 
were about to expire.  Waste not, want not.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #897
Robin Bullock

This 'gruesome and unapologetic killer' will drop an A-bomb 
on your head faster than you can shout, "Ebrahim Raisi!"

We've been hearing a lot lately about Critical Thrace Theory, 
but most of us couldn't find its homeland on a map, even if
 our lives depended on it.

Getting High in the Old Days

Ohio Trumpnik Gives Two Thumbs Up to Vincent Fusca;
QAnon Cultists Believe He's JFK Jr.

Sunday, June 27, 2021

Are Leapin' Lizards the result of a Wuhan lab leak?
Little Orphan Annie wants to know.

Is the lion winning the narrative?

Trump Dishes the Red Meat

Today's taste treat is Jabba the Hut
on Wheat Toast.