Saturday, April 24, 2021

Did you know that Fox News and Rupert Murdoch
are in cahoots with the Chinese, and that's why
Lou Dobbs was sacked?  Grant Stinchfield does.

Kenneth Kelly, age 58, probably can't name the
three branches of government, either.

Laura Ingraham believes the real threat to America today
is not the 'goofy' Capitol Hill Insurrectionists, but the 
81,268,924 Americans who voted for Joe Biden.

Alas, no transgender stars will be allowed
to fall on Alabama.

Unmitigated Gaul

Friday, April 23, 2021

Glenn, Glenn, and the Moronic Convergence

Cat Dreaming of One Day Being a Social Media 'Influencer'

"World War III?"
"No, Gender Reveal Party."

In West Virginia, it's easy to confuse Souse 
with Head Cheese, like Joe Manchin.

A Motley Crew of Grifters, Paranoiacs, Nihilists, 
Anarchists, Secessionists, Racists, Gunhuggers,
and General, All-Around Nogoodniks

Momentum is growing for the declaration of
 April 23 as 'Bleach Injection Day'.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #143
James Brown

Ben Shapiro Bags a Piece of Wood at Home Depot

<Insert Off-Color Joke Here>

Curbside Busking with Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham
Just Outside the United States Supreme Court

If you were asked to personify today's United States Postal
Service, you would, without hesitation, name Louis DeJoy.

Warm Scuzzies #1,033
Chaim Deutsch

New Book by the Leader of the
'Big Tent' GOP

Thursday, April 22, 2021

Welcome to Oklahoma, the Accidentally-on-Purpose State

Is Greg Gutfeld on or off his meds?  It's getting harder
and harder to tell.

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Why There Are 9 Justices on the Supreme Court

Multi-billionaire Leon Cooperman is afraid of Elizabeth Warren.  
She gives him the heebie-jeebies.

Young William Holden Visits Carlsbad Caverns

"Quite honestly, I'm vaccine hesitant."

Trumpnik Chic

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #142
Chris Baker

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #878
Ali Alexander

Proto-Trumpniks on Parade

Warm Scuzzies #1,032
Perth Amboy (N.J.) Police Department

Monday, April 19, 2021

Welcome to Minnesota

Coke For Me But Not for Thee

Ted Cruz Now Claiming Democrats Use Moldy Spatulas

Moe's Looking Glass Hallucination

It's the smell.

When it comes to lawmaking, Ted Crus is 
about as useful as a rooster on roller skates.

"What's up with her?"
"She's obsessing over who's up and who's down
in the 2020 presidential race."
"Oh, I see.  She must be a journalist."

Sunday, April 18, 2021

Ross Douthat Sez:  "Ask me about Performative Masculinity."

Ron DeSantis, Florida's Answer to Mike Pompeo, Warns
Corporations Against Trying to 'Genuflect to Wokeness'

Looks like the tortoise and the hare all over again.

Before the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
there was the tragic moment when science 
made its great mistake.

The Transmogrification of Mitch McConnell

Warm Scuzzies #1,031
Minnesota State Patrol