Saturday, September 03, 2022

Bill Barr Sez:  “I think it’s a crock of shit. 
I don’t think a special master is called for.”

Oklahoma Readies for 25 Executions in 2 Years

Texas Governor Spends $14 Million Taxpayer Dollars
to Prove He Is an Immigrant's Best Friend

"If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take."

Go Ahead, Punk, Make My Caturday!

When Hippies Became as Rare as
the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

That look your pet Horned Lizard gives you when 
it senses you are bullshitting just for the hell of it.

"What do you say, sir, to those who believe High Weirdness
is just a fact of life?"

“The Republicans’ reaction to Mr. Biden’s speech 
was remarkable."

When was the last time you served Kevin McCarthy a big, 
steaming bowl of horse-hockey? Well, neighbor, that's 
way too long!

"TRUTH Social is doing really well.  It has 
truly become our MAGA VOICE, but also a voice 
for the RINOs and Radical Left Lunatics."

"I don’t need financing, I’m really rich!"

Friday, September 02, 2022

To a MAGA Republican, the only thing worse than being
 a Fascist is being called a Fascist.

As President Biden will attest, never underestimate 
the obnoxiousness of a monkey with a bullhorn.

Steve Bannon Compared Trump's Escalator Ride to 
Leni Riefenstahl's Triumph of the Wool

Get this close to Mitch McConnell and you'll be sorry.

Rather than feed 4,000 with seven loaves and a few small
fish, as Jesus once did, Trump would have taught them
how to fish.

MegaMAGA Republican

Smark Week

Dark Brandon Says to Hecklers,
'You're Entitled to Be Outrageous'

Biden, 79, Beats Up on Trump, 76

A clenched fist is a normal infant reaction, one of several 
motions that help develop future motor skills.

What?  No Rock-and-Roll?

It was neither death that disappointed Nicolai Lenin
 nor was it the embalmer.  What disappointed him 
was the simple fact that he would no longer be 
able to do stand-up in the Velveeta Room.

Looking So Fetching on Fido Friday

Thursday, September 01, 2022

MAGA Republican

Kevin McCarthy Just Moments Before
He Dried Up and Blew Away

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #166
Esmerelda Upton

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Thomas Webster Gets
15 Minutes of Fame, 10 Years in Prison

World's Worst Jobs #167
Russian Energy Executive

Donald Trump’s Executive Privilege Fart Blaster

Bryan Caplan, author of The Case Against
Education: Why the Education System is
a Waste of Time and Money (2019), has a
B.A. from the University of California, 
Berkeley, a Ph.D. from Princeton
University, and is Professor of Economics
at George Mason University.  When it comes
to wasting time and money, he's an expert.

Help Fight Deep State Lawfare on Patriots

Warm Scuzzies #1,233
Kellye SoRelle

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,020
Aubrey Shines

Move Over, She-Hulk!
Make Room for
The DeClassifier!

The old Axis of Evil was Iran, Iraq, and North Korea.  
The new Axis of Evil is Russia, China, and Iran.
Old or new, it's always a barrel of laughs.

Tales from the Crypto

Beware of Shiba Inu, or
My Dog Is Not Putin-Friendly

Defiant Rick Scott Explains ‘Strategic Disagreement’ 
with Mitch McConnell

Another Putin Critic Dies Falling Out of a Window; 
Oddly, the Building Is Windowless

Tom Cotton says, “Ranked-Choice Voting is a
 scam to rig elections.”  Jawohl, mein Führer!

When Costume Jewelry Goes Too Far

Scientists Puzzled Because James Webb Space Telescope 
Is Seeing Stuff That Shouldn't Be There

Warm Scuzzies #1,232
James Highhouse

Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Is the Palindemic finally over?

Other than claim that Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp and Secretary 
of State Brad Raffensperger had taken bribes to give 
the state’s electoral votes to Joe Biden, Lucian Lincoln
 Wood did nothing wrong.

Warm Scuzzies #1,231
Kendo Kinsey

Greg Abbott says raising the age to buy an assault rifle 
is 'unconstitutional'.  Would lowering the age to buy an 
assault rifle be 'constitutional'?  How old do you have 
to be before the Second Amendment kicks in?

The Last Five Words of Trump