Bill Barr Sez:  “I think it’s a crock of shit. 

I don’t think a special master is called for.”

Oklahoma Readies for 25 Executions in 2 Years

Texas Governor Spends $14 Million Taxpayer Dollars

to Prove He Is an Immigrant's Best Friend

"If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take."

Go Ahead, Punk, Make My Caturday!

When Hippies Became as Rare as

the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

That look your pet Horned Lizard gives you when 

it senses you are bullshitting just for the hell of it.

"What do you say, sir, to those who believe High Weirdness

is just a fact of life?"

“The Republicans’ reaction to Mr. Biden’s speech 

was remarkable."

When was the last time you served Kevin McCarthy a big, 

steaming bowl of horse-hockey? Well, neighbor, that's 

way too long!

"TRUTH Social is doing really well.  It has 

truly become our MAGA VOICE, but also a voice 

for the RINOs and Radical Left Lunatics."

"I don’t need financing, I’m really rich!"

To a MAGA Republican, the only thing worse than being

 a Fascist is being called a Fascist.

As President Biden will attest, never underestimate 

the obnoxiousness of a monkey with a bullhorn.

Steve Bannon Compared Trump's Escalator Ride to 

Leni Riefenstahl's Triumph of the Wool

Get this close to Mitch McConnell and you'll be sorry.

Rather than feed 4,000 with seven loaves and a few small

fish, as Jesus once did, Trump would have taught them

how to fish.

MegaMAGA Republican

Smark Week

Dark Brandon Says to Hecklers,

'You're Entitled to Be Outrageous'

Biden, 79, Beats Up on Trump, 76

A clenched fist is a normal infant reaction, one of several 

motions that help develop future motor skills.

What?  No Rock-and-Roll?

It was neither death that disappointed Nicolai Lenin

 nor was it the embalmer.  What disappointed him 

was the simple fact that he would no longer be 

able to do stand-up in the Velveeta Room.

Looking So Fetching on Fido Friday

MAGA Republican

Kevin McCarthy Just Moments Before

He Dried Up and Blew Away

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #166

Esmerelda Upton

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Thomas Webster Gets

15 Minutes of Fame, 10 Years in Prison

World's Worst Jobs #167

Russian Energy Executive

Donald Trump’s Executive Privilege Fart Blaster

Bryan Caplan, author of The Case Against

Education: Why the Education System is

a Waste of Time and Money (2019), has a

B.A. from the University of California, 

Berkeley, a Ph.D. from Princeton

University, and is Professor of Economics

at George Mason University.  When it comes

to wasting time and money, he's an expert.

Help Fight Deep State Lawfare on Patriots

Warm Scuzzies #1,233

Kellye SoRelle

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,020

Aubrey Shines

Move Over, She-Hulk!

Make Room for

The DeClassifier!

The old Axis of Evil was Iran, Iraq, and North Korea.  

The new Axis of Evil is Russia, China, and Iran.

Old or new, it's always a barrel of laughs.

Tales from the Crypto

Beware of Shiba Inu, or

My Dog Is Not Putin-Friendly

Defiant Rick Scott Explains ‘Strategic Disagreement’ 

with Mitch McConnell

Another Putin Critic Dies Falling Out of a Window; 

Oddly, the Building Is Windowless

Tom Cotton says, “Ranked-Choice Voting is a

 scam to rig elections.”  Jawohl, mein Führer!

When Costume Jewelry Goes Too Far

Scientists Puzzled Because James Webb Space Telescope 

Is Seeing Stuff That Shouldn't Be There

Warm Scuzzies #1,232

James Highhouse

Is the Palindemic finally over?

Other than claim that Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp and Secretary 

of State Brad Raffensperger had taken bribes to give 

the state’s electoral votes to Joe Biden, Lucian Lincoln

 Wood did nothing wrong.

Warm Scuzzies #1,231

Kendo Kinsey

Greg Abbott says raising the age to buy an assault rifle 

is 'unconstitutional'.  Would lowering the age to buy an 

assault rifle be 'constitutional'?  How old do you have 

to be before the Second Amendment kicks in?

The Last Five Words of Trump