“They say I have the most loyal people where I could conspire 

to murder 7 people and I wouldn’t lose any supporters, okay?”

There's a New Sheriff in Screwloose County

The Treachery of Goldfish (After Magritte)

President Blackenstein Uses Blizzard as Cover for 

Invasion of Iowa

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #167

Kansas State Senator Mitch Holmes' New Dress Code

Requires Women to Dress Like Kim Davis

State Senator Mitch Holmes Sez: "Women who wear 

skimpy skirts or blouses with plunging necklines while 

testifying before my committee distract me and make 

me think I'm living in the State of Arousal instead 

of the State of Kansas."

National Review Devotes Entire 

Double Issue to Triumph the

Insult Comic Dog

GOP leaders are now claiming that Trump's 

nomination would damage the party less than 

Cruz's. That's like saying Little Boy damaged 

Hiroshima less than Fat Man damaged Nagasaki.

“How about the rest of us? Right-winging, bitter-clinging, 

proud clingers of our guns, our God, and our religion, 

and our Constitution.”

Tipplers at Trump Bar in Trump Tower Say,

"Drink Up, Ye Hearties, and Make America Great Again!"

Monster Trucks: the Early Years

World's Worst Yobs #347

Yuval Levin

Sorry, Dorothy, the Wicked Witch is not dead.

Dolchstoßlegende Meets Daumen Hoch

Chris Christie Sez:  “I’m like a fungus. 

I grow on people.”

Trichotillomania (pulling hair out disorder) is one of the side 

effects of Ron Fournier's years of claiming 'Both Sides Do It'.

Rush Limbaugh Sez: "I'll tell you, Palin's got substantive, 

logical reasons for doing what she's doing."

Neil Sigurd Wampler Sez:  "Yes, I murdered my father when

I was 29, but I was insane back then. Now I'm 68 and a 

completely sane occupier of the Malheur National Wildlife 

Refuge."

"Is it true, Senator Cruz, that when you clerked for 

Chief Justice Rehnquist, writing a memo justifying 

his vote to deny a stay of execution gave you a woody?"

As he was overwhelmed by an angry mob carrying torches 

and pitchforks, billionaire Stephen Schwarzman was heard 

to scream,  "How is this happening, why is this happening?”

What Happened the Day Fearguth Tried to 

Jump the Shark

Human Tar Sands Said to Be Original Source of 

Fox News' Blonde Bimbos, Like Heather Nauert

Don't Be a Rickhead!

Sarah Palin Blames Her Son’s Domestic Violence Arrest 

on PTSD, President Obama, and Wasilla's Dew Point 

on the Night of January 18

"I just adore The Donald's Stan Laurel impression,

don't you?"

Quill Pig Humor

His Sarah Palin Word Salad with PB&J Vinaigrette always 

tasted better when he was behind the wheel of his 2016 Trumpster.

Of the spiny mammals, Sarah Palin neither lays 

eggs (like the Echidna) nor rolls into a tight ball

 (like the Hedgehog).

After the battle has been won, the Shofar can 

also be used as a Beer Bong.

"I'm ambidexterous; I can choke the chicken with 

either hand."

"The fact of the matter is, most Trump supporters are 

childless single men who seek curbside relief by 

masturbating to anime."

World's Worst Jobs #139

Sarah Palin Word Salad Transcriptionist

"I did NOT swipe this jacket from Tina Turner!"

Sarah Palin Sez:  "Media heads are spinning!"

"Like Sarah Palin said when she endorsed Donald Trump,

'No more pussy-footing around!'”

Bonerama!

Shofarama!

Sarah Palin Endorses Donald Trump,

Throws in Track Palin's Three Class A 

Misdemeanors Free of Charge

Donald Trump Joins Aissa Wayne in Announcing

Discovery of Marion Morrison Fossil in

Winterset, Iowa

Be honest:  when was the last time you saw a zombie

attack a jellyfish?

The Obama Corollary to the 

Cosmological Argument

There must be a First Cause, an Unmoved Mover, 

responsible for all the bad things that happen in

the world.  And that's Barack Hussein Obama.

Univision Buys Controlling Stake in The Onion

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #31

A Masturbation Station

British Parliament Declines to Ban Donald Trump and

His Festering Gob from the UK

'Flint Water Crisis Caused by Hurricane Snyder'

Seen One Fascist Rat Bastard, Seen Them All

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #77

Steve Bowman

If Eisenhower had only been a Christian like Trump

and Cruz!

"Thank you very much, Mr. Trump, but I can

protect myself!"