Saturday, June 13, 2015

"I had to kill this Impala in order to save it."
Governor Paul LePage, Inventor of the 
Hogswallop Veto
Warm Scuzzies #565
Carlos Rojas
Once upon a time, racial, ethnic, and gender slurs were 
acceptable usage. Now they're not. Those who resent 
this fact are the ones who whine the loudest about 
'political correctness'.
World's Worst Yobs #331
Scott Greer
Four Jackasses of the Foxocalypse
Draw Pamela Geller #23
The Crab

Friday, June 12, 2015

Sam Brownback Chokes Up When Asked About His 
Favorite Pop-Folk Duo, The Weepies
World's Worst Yobs #330
David Rivkin
If saying 'you guys' is sexist, would
saying 'you guys and dolls' be OK?
Can it be true Rand Paul is a quiche-eating contender monkey?
Kevin Williamson, Vin Diesel's Evil Twin

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Deer in the Headlights

Bush in the Headlights
Good Toon

Bad Toon
The Happening (1967)

The Fappening (2015)
The Koch Brothers and Reince Priebus Doing the
Baby Elephant Walk

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Need more proof that Mitch McConnell dwells on the
Dark Side of the Force?
World's Worst Yobs #329
Arthur C. Brooks
Famous Scene from The Shining

Famous Scene from The Dimming
After listening to Jeb Bush speak, Germans say Angela
Merkel, their Chancellor, is more exciting.
Draw Pamela Geller #22
The Fire-Eater

Tuesday, June 09, 2015

Unlike Nestle's, the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodles
 scare no one. People say they want this brand in their lives.
"When I take the spice gas, I can fold space and travel
to any part of the Universe without moving."
Scott Walker Singing 'Bambi's Rotting Carcass Is 
Just Another Wisconsin Roadside Attraction'
John Hagmann:  Not Angry, Just Mad
The Final Stage of Altoid Addiction

Monday, June 08, 2015

Born to Be Mild
Not the Sultan of Swat