Thursday, March 24, 2016

"Can I help it that when I wear this shirt, it makes my 
whole family sad?"
Head for the Hills? Fearguth believes
this sounds like a good idea.  He'll be
 back online by Monday, March 28.
"It's easy to get disheartened when you look at what's 
taking place in politics today."
Robert Bentley Sez: "I stand behind you and I put my arms 
around you, Rebekah, and I put my hands on your breasts. 
But this is not sexual activity, you understand."

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Disproportion Nation
What if it turns out Trump's presidential campaign was a 
humongous prank God pulled on us to unmask millions of 
American imbeciles?
Cruzader Rabbit Patrolling a Muslim Neighborhood
American Vandals
Ted Cruz's Road to the White House
Jeb Bush Endorses Stinkfoot and Ted Cruz
Trump Spills the Beans on Cruz's Wife
"Honey, you're not going to believe who 
I saw shopping at the mall today!"

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Trump's New Campaign Biography
Dinkyrack, Trump's Pet Moose
Conservative Heads Explode After Seeing Obama Wearing
 His Che Guevara Wearing a Che Guevara T-Shirt in Front 
of Che Guevara Mural in Havana's Revolution Plaza
In the latest CBS/New York Times poll, Trinton Clump 
scores a net negative rating of -109%.
"Sure, I look pooped. Have you ever tried to keep up with
 a flying squirrel?"
Haley Barbour is more than a 'Party Über Alles' man;
he's also a 'Boss Hawg Über Alles' man.
Trump Reveals Foreign Policy Team

Monday, March 21, 2016

"As Donald Trump's campaign manager, Herr Heydrich,
where do you find the time to call female reporters late
at night for a bit of pillow talk?"
Joel Osteen's estate includes a practice field for
walking on water.
GOP Chairman Reince Priebus Sees Long Fight Over 
Donald Trump, Envisions Multiple Opportunities for 
Marketing Tie-Ins
Before we build the wall, let's move the Grand Canyon 
to Mexico and put Arizona up on cinder blocks.
Home of the Cutest Libertarians in America
American Empire #60
Keeping the World Balanced Since 1945

Sunday, March 20, 2016

"Why the iron mask?"
"I'm headed to a Trump rally."
"Ochlocracy means 'mob rule'. Oh, I see, a Trump rally."
"I give Heydrich credit for having spirit. He wanted them 
to take down those horrible, profanity-laced signs."
"Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Choppin' down the bunny trail."
Explaining the Physics of the First Day of  Spring
GOP Establishment Attempting to Dump Trump
Wayne Propst, Tyler, Texas Arkeologist, Says He 
Has Found Fossils from Noah's Flood in His
Front Yard
Where's Beavis?