Saturday, January 25, 2014

"Be sure to pat down Paul Broun," said the TSA agent,
"he definitely fits the profile of a Teabagging Terrorist."
Huckabee Fuckabee,
Silly hen,
She lays eggs 
Every now and then; 
Sometimes nine, 
And sometimes ten, 
Huckabee Fuckabee, 
Silly hen.
Iowa Republicans Defend Huckabee's Comments 
on Women, Saying, "What's Libido, Anyway?"
"Turtleman?  Ha!  If I weren't high as a kite right now,
 Ernie Brown, I'd snap your hand off!"
"Matt Drudge, you're next!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #541
Mike Turner
Justin Bieber and Tom DeLay Hook Up to Score Big
 Endorsement Deal with Mugshots Я Us
Greedheads Galore #35
Tom Perkins
Little Known Fact #50
Chopped-Liverman -Is-No-Longer-in-Congress
The Sleep Therapy his doctor recommended for Speaker 
Boehner's Chronic Crying seems to be working.
Q:  How many angels can dance on the tip of Ted Cruz's 
index finger?
A:  None.  Dancing is against their religion.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #41
Sean Wilentz
Uncle Sugar Sez:  "Ladies, let thy libidos go!"
Photo Oops! #2
Marlboro Man for a New Generation

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Yes, Dinesh you ARE a crook!
If all American men were like Mike Huckabee, American 
women wouldn't have a problem controlling their libidos.
Bustin Jieber
Greedheads Galore #34
Kevin O'Leary
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #540
Susanne Atanus
Sarah and Todd got the giggles when The Nuge called
the President a "Chicago communist-raised, communist-
educated, communist-nurtured subhuman mongrel."

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Lee Bright Sez:  "School teachers should be
 able to carry machine guns to class to protect
 themselves from students with machine guns."
"Yes, Bill, as the Bible says in Matthew 3:3:  "For this is the 
Obama that was spoken of by the prophet Esaias, saying, 
'The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the
 way of the anti-Christ, make his paths straight."
"Is it your understanding, Bob, that if your wife is convicted,
she will be subjected to a transvaginal probe to make sure 
she doesn't smuggle any loot into prison?"
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #31
L. Brooks Patterson

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Sign of the Times #49
Whereas it takes two hands to handle a Whopper,
it only takes one Big Boy to tell one.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #539
Joshua Black
Super Bowl XLVIII:  Where Plutocrats Go to Watch Wealthy 
Jocks Punt, Pass, and Kick Prolate Spheroids
Sarah Palin Sez:  "We reserve 
the right to refuse service to
anyone who plays the race card."
 Old-Growth Forrest Sez:  "New research shows that 'the 
human brain works slower in old age, but only because we 
have stored more information over time'.  Like the old 
proverb says, 'Old age and treachery trumps youth and skill'."

Monday, January 20, 2014

Warm Scuzzies #444
Cliff Forrest
Old Men with Guns #15
William Dresser

Sunday, January 19, 2014

'Doctor Says Toilet Paper Can Disguise Cancer Sign'
Surprised Nun Gives Virgin Birth in Italy
Dennis Rodman Enters Rehab

Dennis Rodman Leaves Rehab
Warm Scuzzies #443
The Shooting Ranch Gun Range
If he is depending on these Florida skinheads to win 
the race war, whitey is doomed.