"Be sure to pat down Paul Broun," said the TSA agent,

"he definitely fits the profile of a Teabagging Terrorist."

Huckabee Fuckabee,

Silly hen,

She lays eggs 

Every now and then; 

Sometimes nine, 

And sometimes ten, 

Huckabee Fuckabee, 

Silly hen.

Iowa Republicans Defend Huckabee's Comments 

on Women, Saying, "What's Libido, Anyway?"

"Turtleman?  Ha!  If I weren't high as a kite right now,

 Ernie Brown, I'd snap your hand off!"

"Matt Drudge, you're next!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #541

Mike Turner

Justin Bieber and Tom DeLay Hook Up to Score Big

 Endorsement Deal with Mugshots Я Us

Greedheads Galore #35

Tom Perkins

Little Known Fact #50

It's 

National 

Chopped-Liverman -Is-No-Longer-in-Congress

Day!

The Sleep Therapy his doctor recommended for Speaker 

Boehner's Chronic Crying seems to be working.

Q:  How many angels can dance on the tip of Ted Cruz's 

index finger?

A:  None.  Dancing is against their religion.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #41

Sean Wilentz

Uncle Sugar Sez:  "Ladies, let thy libidos go!"

Photo Oops! #2

Marlboro Man for a New Generation

Yes, Dinesh you ARE a crook!

If all American men were like Mike Huckabee, American 

women wouldn't have a problem controlling their libidos.

Bustin Jieber

Greedheads Galore #34

Kevin O'Leary

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #540

Susanne Atanus

Sarah and Todd got the giggles when The Nuge called

the President a "Chicago communist-raised, communist-

educated, communist-nurtured subhuman mongrel."

Lee Bright Sez:  "School teachers should be

 able to carry machine guns to class to protect

 themselves from students with machine guns."

"Yes, Bill, as the Bible says in Matthew 3:3:  "For this is the 

Obama that was spoken of by the prophet Esaias, saying, 

'The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the

 way of the anti-Christ, make his paths straight."

"Is it your understanding, Bob, that if your wife is convicted,

she will be subjected to a transvaginal probe to make sure 

she doesn't smuggle any loot into prison?"

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #31

L. Brooks Patterson

Sign of the Times #49

Whereas it takes two hands to handle a Whopper,

it only takes one Big Boy to tell one.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #539

Joshua Black

Super Bowl XLVIII:  Where Plutocrats Go to Watch Wealthy 

Jocks Punt, Pass, and Kick Prolate Spheroids

Sarah Palin Sez:  "We reserve 

the right to refuse service to

anyone who plays the race card."

 Old-Growth Forrest Sez:  "New research shows that 'the 

human brain works slower in old age, but only because we 

have stored more information over time'.  Like the old 

proverb says, 'Old age and treachery trumps youth and skill'."

Warm Scuzzies #444

Cliff Forrest

Old Men with Guns #15

William Dresser

'Doctor Says Toilet Paper Can Disguise Cancer Sign'

Surprised Nun Gives Virgin Birth in Italy

Dennis Rodman Enters Rehab

Dennis Rodman Leaves Rehab

[GIGO]

Warm Scuzzies #443

The Shooting Ranch Gun Range

If he is depending on these Florida skinheads to win 

the race war, whitey is doomed.