Saturday, December 21, 2019

Trump is not on the skids.  He's on the fast track
to sainthood.  Just ask Lou Dobbs.
How We Know What We Know About the Nativity
Son of Sisyphus

Friday, December 20, 2019

Most rats abandon a sinking ship.  Not Jeff Van Drew.
Soon to Be a Major Motion Picture!
Move over, Christianity Today.
Make way for Trumpianity Today!
Another Badly Behaved Royal
Certified Homegrown
"Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children 
in his sack and carry them away to his lair."
The Dishwasher Soliloquy of
Donald John Trump

Thursday, December 19, 2019

Trump keeps at least one sucker by his side at all times.
Grim Fairy Tales #9
Will Tinker Bell get hammered?
"Trump has accomplished so much," said Meadows, 
"I'm really not needed anymore."
Warm Scuzzies #901
Chuck Bonniwell
Hands Off, Batman!
"Call Roto-Rooter, that's the name, 
and away go troubles down the drain."
They had arrived at the Gates of Heaven, but where was 
St. Peter?
Well. De Mortuis Nihil Nisi Bonum, and All That
It's Time for Trump to  Call the Geek Squad®!

Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #233
The Peach Has Landed
Doug Collins, Georgia Peach
According to the latest gaseous efflux from the White House, 
"Hillary Clinton purposely lost the election with the aid of
 Russian hacking so the Democrats could then impeach Trump."
Adventures in Aestheticism #232
The Hoaxter
Honest Abe Said It Better

Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #788
Scott Lively
Some Brigades Are Lighter Than Others
And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us.
Not since the days of FDR had there been such a 
concentration of gray matter.

Monday, December 16, 2019

Patron Saint of  Excretory Openings
Some call Trump's White Power Gesture the 'OK Sign'.  Others 
call it 'The Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter'.
Need an opinion with the appearance of fine
Corinthian leather but which was fabricated
in a sweatshop on the outskirts of
Newark, New Jersey?  If so, then text or call
Brooks, Douthat, McArdle, and Dreher.

Sunday, December 15, 2019

World's Worst Yobs #419
Greg Locke
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #787
Guy Loren Reschenthaler
Holly Jolly Cthulhumas
It's hard to imagine Andrew as a 'Prince'
and addressing him as 'Your Royal Highness'.
Warm Scuzzies #900
Jeff Van Drew