Saturday, June 26, 2021

Widetrack Trumpnik Sez:  “Jesus Christ would have to 
come down and tell me that Biden won before I would ever 
believe it.”

'Kentucky Derby winner Poodle Spirit faces 
disqualification after second failed drug test'

"It's Caturday, Earthlings!"

Recently-Declassified Photograph #54
Trump's Intelligence Test

Trump Kicks Off His Revenge Tour

Suddenly, Kyrsten Sinema started doing the Frug.

Friday, June 25, 2021

I Can't Believe It's Not Stonehenge

Dog Comes in Peace on Fido Friday

In-Home Rubbish Dumping Is Contraindicated

Fear and Loathing at Fox News

Little Known Fact #75
Thomas Kinkade was a big Godzilla fan.

Watch Him Wield Political Power!  Listen to Him Roar!

Graduate student says he did all his research for his Ph.D. 
dissertation on Critical Race Theory by watching Fox News.

Fox News:  Your Source for
Critical Race Theory

It is not true that one of the requirements for 
becoming a Canadian is the ability to smoke 
three joints at one time.

If you're in the market for a $1,295 parka, 
you need to know that next year, Canada 
Goose Parkas will be 100% fur-free.

If you discriminate against the ugly, you're a
Lookist.  If you discriminate against a
columnist, are you a Brooksist?

Thursday, June 24, 2021

General Milley Doing His Jack Nicholson
Impression Doing His Colonel Nathan
R. Jessep Impression


Biden Endorses Senate's Bipartisan Merrymakers Agreement

Now Trending on Twitter

Critical Race Theory and the Theory of Evolution 
Merge to Form Most Godawful Theory Ever

Lady Justice Gets the Last Laugh

Pearson Sharp Sez:  “So far, there have been numerous 
indications that foreign governments, including China and 
Pakistan, meddled in our election to install Joe Biden as 
president.  Any Americans involved in these efforts ... is 
guilty of treason under US code 2381, which carries 
with the penalty of death."

Mazie Hirono Sez:  “I would request that Senator Cruz not 
misstate what I’m saying.  And you know what? All this
 mansplaining — please stop. Thank you.”

He had just heard that Mike Pompeo and other GOP hopefuls 
were heading to New York to meet with donors for the 2024 
elections, which are three years from now.

An annual Critical Rectal Theory (CRT) examination
 is essential to ideological health and political

Raccoon Levitates Cat Just for the Hell of It

Wednesday, June 23, 2021

Using a decoy in hunting the duck-billed platypus 
is the most traditional platypus hunting method.

To understand higher-order concepts, like Critical
Race Theory, it helps if we visualize them.

Borderline Personality Disorder

Time to dust off all those old Teabaggery jokes!

And is learning the Dewey Decimal System.

Grin and Bear It

Paul Nicholas Miller, better known by his online alias 
Gypsy Crusader, is an American far-right political 
commentator, streamer, white supremacist, 
and Joker impersonator.

No, it's not a movie about offshore drilling or deep-drop 
fishing. It's Patrick Byrne's latest foray into the 
conspiracy-ridden world of the 2020 election.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #896
Roger R. Richards

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

"To coin a phrase, I have not yet begun to give up
the ship!" he said defiantly.

Remember when Trump looked like one
of the footmen from Downton Abbey?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #145
George Zuzukin

Sometimes vending machines make you
reflect on your life.

There are so many mass shootings these days, 
news outlets are now reporting them in batches 
to save time.

Monday, June 21, 2021

The truth can now be told.  On January 6, a typical group 
of tourists showed up for a peaceful protest which then 
morphed into a leftist antifa mob, orchestrated by the FBI, 
that stormed Capitol Hill, chanting, "Tuck Fucker!"

About 3 million people each night watch Tucker Carlson's 
show on Fox News.  Supposing these 3 million viewers are 
Americans, this would mean about 1% of America's population 
of  328 million watches Tucker on any given night.   Pretty
underwhelming, isn't it?

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #126
Daniel Hannan

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #218
Attack of the Critical Race Theory

Let us all now stand as Governor Abbott leads us in singing
'The Battle Hymn of the Republic of Texas'.

Blessed Are the Flexible

Support Group for Victims of 

Sunday, June 20, 2021

With all of the confusion occasioned by the COVID-19 
pandemic, you may have missed this.