Saturday, February 01, 2020

Elizabeth Warren Asks:  “At a time when large majorities 
of Americans have lost faith in government, does the fact 
that the chief justice is presiding over an impeachment 
trial in which Republican senators have thus far refused
 to allow witnesses or evidence contribute to the loss of 
legitimacy of the chief justice, the Supreme Court 
and the Constitution?”

Friday, January 31, 2020

Professor Wacko Has-Been
 Is this all there is to it?
In Wake of Iran Strike, Trump's Claim
 on Troop Injuries Gets Worse

First:  “No Americans were harmed.”
Then:  "11 suffered brain injuries."
Then:  "34 suffered brain injuries."
Then:  "50 suffered brain injuries."
Then:  "64 suffered brain injuries."
Trump Sez:  ‘They want to kill our cows. 
That means you’re next!’
"Come all ye Trumpniks and listen to me,
Blow, blow, blow the wall down."

Thursday, January 30, 2020

Wilbur Ross, the World's Oldest
Disaster Capitalist
Bongo In Extremis
Jared Kushner Immerses Himself
in the Middle East
With friends like Dan Bongino, who needs enemies?
New High-Resolution Closeup of Sun's Surface Suggests 
It's Made of Red-Orange Glitter
"While hot tubbing with Lou Dobbs the other day, he 
told me John Bolton is a 'petty snarling Lilliputian'.  
And so I asked Lou, "Did you know Jonathan Swift 
was the author of The Benefit of Farting Explain'd?"
His eyes are focused like laser beams on 
Trumpniks and their tawdry transgressive
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #791
Micah Van Huss

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Remember when the United States defeated the
Taliban and won the war in Afghanistan 
19 years ago?
The reporters swarmed around Lindsey Graham like
flies on a cow's ass.
Americans wanted to know.  Now they do.
Maillol's Dreamer
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #790
Anthony de Caluwa
Got Wood?  Grant, That Is
Mr. Smock

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

The only thing thicker than blood is
Jared Kushner.
James Mitchell, Star of Real Monsters of the CIA
Warm Scuzzies #907
Morris Berger
Was it the 'largest small boulder' in Colorado, or
the 'smallest large boulder'?  The San Miguel County
Sheriff's Office is investigating.
Partners in Crime Scores 6.4 Rating on IMDB
Joy Villa, Mobile Marketer
They Call Him 'Dead-Ender Carlson'
This Week Only!
Boneless Barr $5.99/lb
Metaphor Mixology #17
'Bolton bombshell sets off a whodunit frenzy'
Bernie Sanders Surging, On Track to Become Octogenarian 
Ahead of Schedule
Remember Make Me Laugh, the TV game show?
Waiting for the Remake
Meet Kerri Kupec, Bill Barr's Mouth Organ and 
Flak Catcher.

Monday, January 27, 2020

Starr's Auto-Knockout an
Impeachment Trial First
To think we once believed
the walrus was Paul.
Not Exactly Glossalaia, But Close
World's Worst Yoobs #209
Katie Pavlich
What Goes Around Comes Around
Warm Scuzzies #906
Peter Lucido
Trumpnik Nature Red in Tooth and Claw
A Précis of 2020
Byron York Calls for Meow Mix
Impeachment Not Over Until John Bolton Sings
Republican Senators Call for Percy Dovetonsils
 Testimony at Trump Impeachment Trial
DC Best Seller, Very Popular on Capitol Hill

Sunday, January 26, 2020

Trump Gives America the Bird
Secretary of State Finds Ukraine on Map
Star Drek