Saturday, March 16, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #157
Irish Prime Minister and His Partner Disappointed 
Mike Pence Refused to Bake Them a Cake
Warm Scuzzies #860
Bolivar (Missouri) Police Department
Wear Your MAGA Hat and
Get a 10% Discount @ Huckabee's!
The Three-Eared Sphincter gesture is a favorite with
the Alt-Right and Donald Trump.

Friday, March 15, 2019

Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones disagree about the New 
Zealand mosque massacre.  Limbaugh believes it was a
 false flag attack carried out by a leftist to smear 
right-wingers. Alex Jones believes that, too, except 
he also believes it didn't really happen.
Adventures in Aestheticism #156
'National Defense' is the best euphemism
for 'Perpetual War' ever invented.
“I have the support of the police, 
the support of the military, 
the support of Hikers for Hitler. 
I have the tough people, 
but they don’t play it tough 
until they go to a certain point, 
and then it would be very bad, very bad.”
The Giant Was Neither Jolly Nor Green
One of Trump's 'Tough People' Has Some Advice
 for Tucker Carlson

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Ben's Asse
The Politico Illustrated #62
'Trump calls O'Rourke 'crazy' for his hand gestures'
Jacob Wohl Takes a Timeout from Using a Sock Puppet
on Twitter to Make Death Threats Against Himself
John Bolton keeps his Third Eye handy when he needs to
 peer into the 'inner realms' of his boss.
Poster Boy for White Supremacy
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #760
Owen Shroyer
Apparently, Trump uses the word, 'know', in the
biblical sense.
Stormy Daniels was incorrect  As this photograph clearly
shows, Trump's Pecker is not mushroom-shaped.

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Weekly Moustache Maintenance Fee Included in 
John Bolton‘s $569,423 Contract with Fox News
Trump Sez:  "Airplanes are becoming far too 
complex to fly."
He had heard the word of the Lord.
There are times when graphology is indispensable.
A Timely Reminder from Diamond and Silk
If Ilhan Omar wearing a hijab is a
constitutional issue, what about
Melania Trump wearing a veil?
Adventures in Aestheticism #155
Kevin McCarthy Suffering from Excedrin Headache 
Number 52
All our eggs are laid by free-range Facehuggers.
In Search of Trump's Soul
Some say that the life of the GOP mascot began at
 the moment of deception.

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Colorado Republican Representative Needs
to Change Surname from 'Riggleman' to
Scary Sweaters Win Ugly Sweater Contest
Special Kay lived on Checkerboard Square,
next door to Ralston Purina.
Do people cheat because they're rich, 
or are they rich because they cheat?  
The correct answer is 'Yes'.
Yes, it's true:  Mitt Romney blows
out the candles on his birthday 
cake one at a time.  That way
he gets to make more wishes
than a normal person does.
Liz Cheney, OG Gun Moll
Someone said, "The more you weigh, the harder you are to 
kidnap.  Eat cake."  Well, Bubba the Love Sponge, Tucker 
Carlson's favorite naughty radio talker, has eaten lots of cake.
Even Troglodytes 'Я' Us is believed to have doubts 
about continuing to advertise on the Tucker Carlson 
and Jeanine Pirro shows.
"Do you think it's fair, Mrs. Sanders, for you to get paid 
for lying while the average Joe has to do it for free?"

Monday, March 11, 2019

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #149
Bennett Bressman
"I'll give you my straw when you pry it from my 
cold, dead hands!"
Caligula, Jr.
Jeanine Pirro, Fox News Maoist
Massa Trump Does Stand-Up
If corporate America had a single face, it would be 
Tucker Carlson's.  And that face is one aspect of what's 
called a 'Meathead'.

Sunday, March 10, 2019

Metaphor Mixology #16
Bret Baier Sez:  “I like to think that we have 
horse-blinders up, and we are letting the news 
bubble up."
Remembering the Short, Unhappy Secretaryship of
Rex Tillerson
Opposes Jeanine Pirro AND the Constitution