Adventures in Aestheticism #157

Irish Prime Minister and His Partner Disappointed 

Mike Pence Refused to Bake Them a Cake

Warm Scuzzies #860

Bolivar (Missouri) Police Department

Wear Your MAGA Hat and

Get a 10% Discount @ Huckabee's!

The Three-Eared Sphincter gesture is a favorite with

the Alt-Right and Donald Trump.

Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones disagree about the New 

Zealand mosque massacre.  Limbaugh believes it was a

 false flag attack carried out by a leftist to smear 

right-wingers. Alex Jones believes that, too, except 

he also believes it didn't really happen.

Adventures in Aestheticism #156

'National Defense' is the best euphemism

for 'Perpetual War' ever invented.

“I have the support of the police, 

the support of the military, 

the support of Hikers for Hitler. 

I have the tough people, 

but they don’t play it tough 

until they go to a certain point, 

and then it would be very bad, very bad.”

The Giant Was Neither Jolly Nor Green

One of Trump's 'Tough People' Has Some Advice

 for Tucker Carlson

Ben's Asse

The Politico Illustrated #62

'Trump calls O'Rourke 'crazy' for his hand gestures'

Jacob Wohl Takes a Timeout from Using a Sock Puppet

on Twitter to Make Death Threats Against Himself

John Bolton keeps his Third Eye handy when he needs to

 peer into the 'inner realms' of his boss.

Poster Boy for White Supremacy

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #760

Owen Shroyer

Apparently, Trump uses the word, 'know', in the

biblical sense.

Stormy Daniels was incorrect  As this photograph clearly

shows, Trump's Pecker is not mushroom-shaped.

Weekly Moustache Maintenance Fee Included in 

John Bolton‘s $569,423 Contract with Fox News

Trump Sez:  "Airplanes are becoming far too 

complex to fly."

He had heard the word of the Lord.

There are times when graphology is indispensable.

A Timely Reminder from Diamond and Silk

If Ilhan Omar wearing a hijab is a

constitutional issue, what about

Melania Trump wearing a veil?

Adventures in Aestheticism #155

Kevin McCarthy Suffering from Excedrin Headache 

Number 52

All our eggs are laid by free-range Facehuggers.

In Search of Trump's Soul

Some say that the life of the GOP mascot began at

 the moment of deception.

Colorado Republican Representative Needs

to Change Surname from 'Riggleman' to

'Wiggleman'

Scary Sweaters Win Ugly Sweater Contest

Special Kay lived on Checkerboard Square,

next door to Ralston Purina.

Do people cheat because they're rich, 

or are they rich because they cheat?  

The correct answer is 'Yes'.

Yes, it's true:  Mitt Romney blows

out the candles on his birthday 

cake one at a time.  That way

he gets to make more wishes

than a normal person does.

Liz Cheney, OG Gun Moll

Someone said, "The more you weigh, the harder you are to 

kidnap.  Eat cake."  Well, Bubba the Love Sponge, Tucker 

Carlson's favorite naughty radio talker, has eaten lots of cake.

Even Troglodytes 'Я' Us is believed to have doubts 

about continuing to advertise on the Tucker Carlson 

and Jeanine Pirro shows.

"Do you think it's fair, Mrs. Sanders, for you to get paid 

for lying while the average Joe has to do it for free?"

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #149

Bennett Bressman

"I'll give you my straw when you pry it from my 

cold, dead hands!"

Caligula, Jr.

Jeanine Pirro, Fox News Maoist

Massa Trump Does Stand-Up

If corporate America had a single face, it would be 

Tucker Carlson's.  And that face is one aspect of what's 

called a 'Meathead'.

Metaphor Mixology #16

Bret Baier Sez:  “I like to think that we have 

horse-blinders up, and we are letting the news 

bubble up."

Remembering the Short, Unhappy Secretaryship of

Rex Tillerson

Opposes Jeanine Pirro AND the Constitution