Thursday, November 08, 2012

Senator John Cornyn, Chairman of the Republican
National Senatorial Committee, Tries to Explain
Why the GOP Failed to Retake the Senate Without
Ever Moving His Lips
Where You Land When You Fall Off the
Metaphysical Cliff

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Paul Ryan Now Clear Favorite to Be Republican
Party Loser in 2016

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

If the election is thrown into the House of Representatives,
Zippy the Pinhead may yet find himself sharing the Oval
Office with the other Inflatable Deities.
Venn Zen
Warm Scuzzies #344
Sean Noble
Once again, it's time to head to
the Spirit of the Suwannee Music
Park for the Bear Creek Music
and Arts Festival.  So, over
the next week or so, posting
around these parts will be
irregular to invisible.

Monday, November 05, 2012

Morning Joke
Big Farma Spends $47 Million to Genetically Modify
California Ballot Initiative
Warm Scuzzies #343
Americans for Responsible Leadership
Although you can't see it from this angle, Rich Hart, 
Paul Ryan's mentor in economics, is standing on
a copy of Paul Krugman's economics textbook.  It 
makes Professor Hart look taller than he actually is.
"Barack Obama compromises those values,  those 
Judeo-Galtian values that made us such a great 
and exceptional nation in the first place."
Sarah Palin had predicted a 'transformation' come Election
 Day, but it turned out not exactly as she expected.
Romney's Last-Minute Gambit
Haley Barbour Sez:  "When Hurricane Sandy turned 
left and struck the Northeast, it broke Romney's
momentum.  If this election had been held last
Friday, Romney would have won.  No matter what
Obama did, he couldn't stop the momentum."
[Maybe Sandy, like a rape baby, was 'a gift from God'.]

Sunday, November 04, 2012

Change We Can Believe In
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #74
White Fright Night 2:  Obama Comin' to Get 
Yo Mama's Big Fat Booty
"Hey, isn't that Rip Torn?"
"Yeah, one of his slaves has run away again."
Instead of wasting his money on ineffectual TV ads, the 
Smart Candidate started airdropping jacksons all
over the Swing States.