Senator John Cornyn, Chairman of the Republican

National Senatorial Committee, Tries to Explain

Why the GOP Failed to Retake the Senate Without

Ever Moving His Lips

Where You Land When You Fall Off the

Metaphysical Cliff

Paul Ryan Now Clear Favorite to Be Republican

Party Loser in 2016

If the election is thrown into the House of Representatives,

Zippy the Pinhead may yet find himself sharing the Oval

Office with the other Inflatable Deities.

Venn Zen

Warm Scuzzies #344

Sean Noble

Once again, it's time to head to

the Spirit of the Suwannee Music

Park for the Bear Creek Music

and Arts Festival.  So, over

the next week or so, posting

around these parts will be

irregular to invisible.

Morning Joke

Big Farma Spends $47 Million to Genetically Modify

California Ballot Initiative

Warm Scuzzies #343

Americans for Responsible Leadership

Although you can't see it from this angle, Rich Hart, 

Paul Ryan's mentor in economics, is standing on

a copy of Paul Krugman's economics textbook.  It 

makes Professor Hart look taller than he actually is.

"Barack Obama compromises those values,  those 

Judeo-Galtian values that made us such a great 

and exceptional nation in the first place."

Sarah Palin had predicted a 'transformation' come Election

 Day, but it turned out not exactly as she expected.

Romney's Last-Minute Gambit

Haley Barbour Sez:  "When Hurricane Sandy turned 

left and struck the Northeast, it broke Romney's

momentum.  If this election had been held last

Friday, Romney would have won.  No matter what

Obama did, he couldn't stop the momentum."

[Maybe Sandy, like a rape baby, was 'a gift from God'.]

Change We Can Believe In

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #74

White Fright Night 2:  Obama Comin' to Get 

Yo Mama's Big Fat Booty

"Hey, isn't that Rip Torn?"

"Yeah, one of his slaves has run away again."

Instead of wasting his money on ineffectual TV ads, the 

Smart Candidate started airdropping jacksons all

over the Swing States.