Saturday, April 04, 2020

The Orange Menace Rages at Critics at 
Coronavirus Press Conference
Mascot of the Trump Administration's
War on COVID-19
God Adding Tenth Level of Hell for Quarantining
 Trumpniks Who Die from COVID-19
No matter how many times Trump fires the Inspector General, 
COVID-19 will be what convicts him and removes him from
 office.
Straight Outta Baton Rouge
We've opened Pandora's Jar of Idiots, and if you 
know your Greek mythology, once it's opened, 
it can't be closed.
Kim Jong-un Announces North Korea's
Coronavirus Count = 0
Beware of Proctologists Who Do Stand-Up
Leonardo da Vinci Fined $500 for Social Distancing
Violation
Instead of wearing a face mask,
Trump believed wearing ten
hats would protect him from
COVID-19.

Friday, April 03, 2020

Sorry, kids, but it's Zombie Easter Eggs this year.
Rupert Murdoch and His Son, Lachlan, Stockpiling
Lawyers to Protect Themselves from Fox News
Journalistic Malpractice Lawsuits
The Game for Such a Time as This
"What's up with this guy?"
"He's rehearsing for Election Day."
"Election Day?"
"Yeah, Trump said he should ‘go to a booth’ 
and ‘proudly display yourself’."
World's Worst Yoobs #210
Kim Reynolds
These pastors aren't shepherds.  They are 
Judas goats leading the sheep to slaughter.
Jared Kushner running the coronavirus response? 
It's the Perfect Storm!
Jared Kushner Now Making House Calls
Sean Hannity is brain dead, but he's still threatening to sue
Devin Nunes, National Menace
Roy Moore Sez:  "There is no more clear violation of the 
First Amendment than this prohibition to assemble 
in a church."

Thursday, April 02, 2020

If Jared Kushner Were a Sex Toy
Jared Kushner Put in Charge of Being in Charge
Parable Play
Who needs the Three Stooges when you have Doug Collins, 
Kelly Loeffler, and Brian Kemp?
Meet Chanel Rion.  She works for OAN (One America News).
She calls herself  'President Trump’s most stalwart graphic
 warrior against leftism."  Remember when we believed
Fox News was the bottom of the barrel?
In Greek mythology, Cassanda was a woman who was 
cursed to utter true prophecies, but never to be believed. 
But she didn't get fired.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #194
Even squirrels understand the importance
of self-isolation.
Now that the COVID-19 epidemic has idled millions, it's 
time to remove Sloth from the list of the Seven Deadly 
Sins and to declare National Sloth Week.
There he goes again! Trump is cutting off his nose to spite 
his face. Americans, i. e., those who haven't died from 
COVID-19, are going to need illegal drugs more than ever.
No, this isn't the anti-vax chiropractor who has been
selling bogus coronavirus cures on Facebook.  No,
this is that charlatan's stunt double.

Wednesday, April 01, 2020

Since the faith in Donald Trump has been plummeting
faster than the death toll  from COVID-19 is rising, 
suffice it to say the faith of Donald Trump has been 
unmasked for what it has always been:  a huckster's 
ploy, a carnival barker's pitch, a strategem used
 to fleece the rubes.
Vincent Van Gogh's Best Friend
Have you noticed that Mike Pence's skin is beginning to
look as orange as Trump's?
Let's Roll!
When the Comforter Is Come
Even if, like Trump, the only mask you own is a 
Zombie Nixon mask, wear it.
Yes, it's true:  we've all become characters in H. P. 
Lovecraft's story, 'The Unnamable'.  And what was The 
Unnameable?  Manton, one of the characters in the story, 
explains: "It was everywhere — a gelatin — a slime; a vapor; — 
yet it had shapes, a thousand shapes of horror beyond all 
memory. There were eyes — and a blemish. It was the pit — 
the maelstrom — the ultimate abomination. It was
 the unnamable."
If you're sane, what you see here are the mortal remains of
 someone who died from COVID-19 being loaded into a
refrigerated container truck in Brooklyn.  If you're insane,
like, say a Coronavirus Truther, what you see here is a fake 
picture of the staged Moon landing in 1969.
Size Matters
April's Fool
This year, the celebration lasts an entire month.

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Yard Sign Seen in the Yard of the
Ironic Prophet in 2016
Sleep Well, American Dream
And head stuck in ass.
World's Worst Yobs #422
Jonathan Martin
Keeping your carniverous houseplants alive during 
a pandemic can be problematic.
Factoid of the Hour #22
If your shag carpet is too shaggy, 
it can attract crocodiles.
Shelter in Place 
Day 6
Does this mean we should bomb Baghdad
immediately or wait until Easter?