Saturday, April 19, 2008

"Uh-oh! Hillary's hittin' the hemlock again!"
Asked today why Hillary has attacked the 'activist base' of the
Democratic Party, Howard Wolfson, communication director
for the Clinton campaign, said, "The Devil made her do it."
He: "Did you hear that Hillary has blamed her losses in the
primaries on the 'activist base' of the Democratic Party?"

She: "Yeah, that must mean we're part of the 'inactivist base'."

Friday, April 18, 2008

When he's off duty, Ammo-Man lives among humans disguised
as a mild-mannered reporter for the Sudan Tribune.
Washington Post Humorist Gene Weingarten Wins Pulitzer Prize,
Says "Rush Limbaugh Is Funny and Mock-Heroic"
Legs Benedict, Bush Crime Family Hold Summit in No-Fly Zone
"In Heaven's name," the Prime Minister mused, "what did
Tony see in this dodgy bloke?"
Tibetan Protester Drawn and Quartered in Kathmandu

So what if Vladimir Putin's new flame is a bit deficient
in the head department. He didn't fall for her brain; he
fell for her body.
"Stop giggling and pull my finger!"
Feng Zhao was just about ready to suggest that,
henceforth, he would prefer to use GoToMeeting
for their weekly tête-à-têtes.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

If you take Cialis and get an erection that lasts more than 4 hours,
get medical help right away. Your doctor will probably tell you to stare
at this portrait of Maureen Dowd. So far, it has worked every time.
The only thing Maureen Dowd enjoys more
than doing research is playing Old Maid.
"Mr. Stephanopolous, do you think Charlie Gibson
loves America as much as you do?"

"Has anyone lost a red card?"

German Shepherd Wins 'Best in Show'

He reacted in the strangest way when he heard someone say,
"Charlie Gibson."

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Charles Johnson was so pleased with his profile in the Village
Voice he reproduced it in toto on his blog, along with his
caricature, courtesy of Tom Tomorrow. Like they say,
"Irritation is the sincerest form of flattery."
World's Worst Yobs #30
Kevin McCullough
"Whaddya mean, 'Grow up'? Look what it did for you!"

McCain Blames Elitist Web Intern for Plagiarized Chichi Recipes
"Eine fein Arsch, Frau Merkel!"

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

John McCain attributes his virility to the down-home cooking
Cindy regularly prepares with the aid of recipes that have been
in her family for three generations, dishes like Farfalle Pasta
with Turkey Sausage, Peas and Mushrooms, Ahi Tuna with
Napa Cabbage Slaw, and Passion Fruit Mousse.
"Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!"
Bankers at Bare Sterns Go Green
Back in the good ol' days, Negroes who didn't stay in their
place were called 'uppity'. Now they're called 'elitist'.
"I know not what course others may take; but as for me,
give me publicity or give me death!"
"Elitist mofos, come get some!"

Monday, April 14, 2008

On Sunday, Stephen Hadley confused Tibet with 
Nepal eight times.  Thank God he's only the
 President's National Security Adviser!
Watching a politician perform is much more entertaining
than watching a trained seal balance a ball on its nose.
Plus, a politician consumes a lot less fish.
Hugo Chavez Fitted with 55 dB Oral Prosthesis
"Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get them peepers
Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those eyes."
Gonzo Ain't Got a Brand New Bag
Just because you're infallible in matters of faith and morals
doesn't mean you have good taste in hats.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

The choking protester could sense the cops didn't know
 the difference between the Heimlich Maneuver and 
the Himmler Maneuver.
When the U. S. presidential race began, Mariadela was a young woman.
World's Worst Yoobs #12
Ann Althouse