He had been Goliath, the champion of Joe Scarborough,

Charles Lane, Mark Halperin, and the other Philistines.

And now, David had defeated him.

Looks Like More 'Great News for John McCain'

That Awkward Moment When You're Trying to Think of

What to Say Next

Philip Wilheit, Jr. Doing His Crocodile

Dundee Impression

Good Deal

Bad Deal

Charleston, West Virginia Funeral Director Says Formalde-

hyde in the Public Water Supply Will Obviate the Need for 

Post-Mortem Embalming in His City

Whiteworld #17

White males make up only 36% of the U.S. population,

 yet they constitute 67% of the guests appearing on 

Face the Nation, 67% on Fox News Sunday, and 62%

 on Meet the Press.  The White Men's Rights Movement

is obviously falling down on the job.

 Factoid of the Hour #19

"Neanderthals 'Not Fully Extinct'"

"When I used the phrases, 'mentally retarded' and 

'intellectually disabled', I wasn't referring to 

other people.  I was referring to myself."

"Goochy goochy goo!"

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #42

Noah Rothman

First, there was the Regular Roll. Then came the Double Roll, 

followed by the Mega Roll. Now comes the Gargantuan Roll!

"Do I look pissed?  Of course I'm pissed!  I dropped a cool 

$249.95 for a Norelco Men's Rotary Sensotouch 3D Electric 

Razor with a Three-Setting Jet Clean System.  And look at 

me now:  I'm whiskerier than ever!"

"OK, I'll admit I'm a wolf.  But I'm not

big, I'm not bad, and I LOVE Grandma!"

Q:  Why is the Wizard of Oz hiding behind the curtain?

A:  He thinks he's mixing drinks in a Salt Lake City bar.

 All Models over 18 Years of Age

"Are you a flake?" Chris Wallace asked. 

The #1 Occupational Disease of Rand Paul and

Other Libertarians

Things to Avoid #27

A Quackmire of Ducks

Kissing Gourami

Kissing Gohmert

If you seek an historical explanation

 for Glenn Beck's current wingnuttiness,

 you need to understand that, as a youth,

 his nickname was 'Highpockets'.

If State Senator Glenn Hegar is elected to be Texas

Comptroller, don't mess with him.  He's armed and

considered dangerous.

Martha MacCallum Sez:  “Women get paid exactly 

what they’re worth.  They are worth a heck of a

lot---just not as much as men, like Sean Hannity,

Neil Cavuto, Steve Doocy, Brian Kilmeade, and

Roger Ailes.  Especially Roger Ailes."

Stan Laurel Reincarnated as

Pope Francis

Lindsey Graham 'Literally About to Blow Up'

After last night's State of the Union address, the talk

out of Hollywood is that Representative Michael 

Grimm (R-NY) will be starring in a remake of 

the 1930s classic, Little Tough Guy.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #542

Randy Weber

Two-Minute Haters #37

Todd Kincannon

Grim Fairy Tales #2

Billy Goat Grimm Threatens to Break

Reporter in Half and Butt Him Off 

'Fucking Balcony' in House of 

Representatives

Old Men with Guns #16

Rodney Bruce Black

If Greta Van Susteren says you're a 'creep' and 

a 'real jerk', you must be Erick Erickson.

Warm Scuzzies #445

Max Mosley

Carney is defined as "a desperate person who survives 

through trickery. A Carney has no life or soul and can be

 found in trailers, carnivals, on a couch drinking GO 2 Cola, 

and in the Obama Administration."

"So, you say you'll take off your helmets if Pharrell burns

his hat?"

"What's that?"

"That's one of Congressman Issa's pet

Payday Loan Sharks."

Allen West Sez:  “The left tries to win the women’s vote by

 talking from the waist down, and I tried to win the women's 

vote by talking from the waist up.  That obviously isn't my

 better half, because I lost."

Q:  Why are the birds angry?

A:  They don't like to be used as NSA spies.

World's Worst Yoobs #141

Betsy Woodruff

In the eyes of Brigadier General Martin P. Schweitzer,

Representative Renee Ellmers (R-NC) is 'smoking hot'.

Is it because of her Magic Balls?

Is the Grand Canyon the vast empty space carved out

by the Colorado River, or is the Grand Canyon the rock

 walls that frame the vast empty space?  How you answer

this question will determine how old you believe the

Grand Canyon is.

Trey Radel (R-FL) will resign from Congress today as a 

consequence of his cocaine bust last November.  Radel

is the latest victim of the Obama Administration's big

gigantic left-wing conspiracy against conservatives

and the Republican Party.

"Try Arby's® NEW French Dip & Swiss:  

It's Cheesier, Meatier, Dippier!"

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #145

Victory Girls

Pinky and the Brain