Thursday, July 15, 2021

Warm Scuzzies #1,055
Kevin Tuck

General Milley knows if Trump looks like a Nazi, 
acts like a Nazi, and talks like a Nazi, then he's 
probably a Nazi.

South Carolina Senator Threatens to 
Invade South Bend, Indiana

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Bottomless Pit Viper

George W. Bush says ending the U.S. military 
mission in Afghanistan is a mistake  One could
 say his lying the U.S. into the Iraq War was a 
mistake, too.

Don't say 'State of Tennessee'.  Say 'State of Idiocracy'.

Joseph R. McCarthy Has Risen from the Grave

Little Known Alternative Fact #9
Most people don't know that Tucker Carlson moonlights
in Bat Boy's Band on the Run.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #220
Toy Story 5: Shootout in Block 19

"Culper Precision said its customised Glock weapon, 
named Block19, was developed to 'highlight the pure 
enjoyment of the shooting sports'."

Incompetence Exacerbated by Malevolence

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

QAnon-Backing Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Granted 
Release Because He Mistakenly Thought He Was Storming 
the Bastille

Trump Unloads on Brett Kavanaugh

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #899
Charles Kesler

You don't want the SPCA on your case, do you?

Self-Quarantining Zebra

Live your life in such a way that when you die, people will 
feel free to speak candidly about you without the condition
 of anonymity.

Presidentin' Is Hard on Ya

Trump in Goonland

Monday, July 12, 2021

Robert P. Jones Sez:  “American Christianity’s theological 
core has been thoroughly structured by an interest in 
protecting white supremacy.”

Jill Biden gets a Vogue cover, Melania Trump doesn't.
Which raises the question, "What about Sparky the 
Wonder Penguin?"

"What's your lamb's name?"

"Chester Drawers."

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Pauline Bauer Sez:
“I am here by special divine appearance, a living soul. 
I do not stand under the law.  Under Genesis 1, 
God gave man dominion over the law.”

What, Me QAnon?

Trump Sez:  "I didn't become different. 
I got impeached twice. I became worse. 
I became worse."

Sunday, July 11, 2021

Phallocentrism Forever!

He had tried several of  the online dating 
services---Bumble, Tinder, OKCupid, eHarmony---
but without success. So now the time had come to
 play the long game.

Life, Forever Dying on Planet Earth, Yearns 
to Be Born Afresh in Outer Space

"When the world is Trump's, your death should be 
slow and painful," Stewie says.

Stewart Rhodes's Glamour Shot

'The Big Question of the 2022 Midterms: How Will the Suburbs
 Swing?' The New York Times wants to know.

As Frederick Douglass might have said, "The very determination 
to keep us in ignorance of Critical Race Theory only renders 
us the more resolute in seeking an understanding of 
what it is and what it means.”

Warm Scuzzies #1,054
Eric Spracklen

We hear a lot about the 'right side of history'.  Is there a 'left 
side'?  And just how many 'sides' does history have anyway?