Warm Scuzzies #1,055

Kevin Tuck

General Milley knows if Trump looks like a Nazi, 

acts like a Nazi, and talks like a Nazi, then he's 

probably a Nazi.

South Carolina Senator Threatens to 

Invade South Bend, Indiana

Bottomless Pit Viper

George W. Bush says ending the U.S. military 

mission in Afghanistan is a mistake  One could

 say his lying the U.S. into the Iraq War was a 

mistake, too.

Don't say 'State of Tennessee'.  Say 'State of Idiocracy'.

Joseph R. McCarthy Has Risen from the Grave

Little Known Alternative Fact #9

Most people don't know that Tucker Carlson moonlights

in Bat Boy's Band on the Run.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #220

Toy Story 5: Shootout in Block 19

"Culper Precision said its customised Glock weapon, 

named Block19, was developed to 'highlight the pure 

enjoyment of the shooting sports'."

Incompetence Exacerbated by Malevolence

QAnon-Backing Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Granted 

Release Because He Mistakenly Thought He Was Storming 

the Bastille

Trump Unloads on Brett Kavanaugh

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #899

Charles Kesler

You don't want the SPCA on your case, do you?

Self-Quarantining Zebra

Live your life in such a way that when you die, people will 

feel free to speak candidly about you without the condition

 of anonymity.

Presidentin' Is Hard on Ya

Trump in Goonland

Robert P. Jones Sez:  “American Christianity’s theological 

core has been thoroughly structured by an interest in 

protecting white supremacy.”

Jill Biden gets a Vogue cover, Melania Trump doesn't.

Which raises the question, "What about Sparky the 

Wonder Penguin?"

"What's your lamb's name?"

"Chester Drawers."

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Pauline Bauer Sez:

“I am here by special divine appearance, a living soul. 

I do not stand under the law.  Under Genesis 1, 

God gave man dominion over the law.”

What, Me QAnon?

Trump Sez:  "I didn't become different. 

I got impeached twice. I became worse. 

I became worse."

Phallocentrism Forever!

He had tried several of  the online dating 

services---Bumble, Tinder, OKCupid, eHarmony---

but without success. So now the time had come to

 play the long game.

Life, Forever Dying on Planet Earth, Yearns 

to Be Born Afresh in Outer Space

"When the world is Trump's, your death should be 

slow and painful," Stewie says.

Stewart Rhodes's Glamour Shot

'The Big Question of the 2022 Midterms: How Will the Suburbs

 Swing?' The New York Times wants to know.

As Frederick Douglass might have said, "The very determination 

to keep us in ignorance of Critical Race Theory only renders 

us the more resolute in seeking an understanding of 

what it is and what it means.”

Warm Scuzzies #1,054

Eric Spracklen

We hear a lot about the 'right side of history'.  Is there a 'left 

side'?  And just how many 'sides' does history have anyway?