Saturday, June 27, 2015

Every time somebody gets gay married, Emperor Nero
feeds Rod Dreher to the lions.
World's Worst Yobs #333
Jon Gabriel

Friday, June 26, 2015

Shannon Dildine, Leader of South Carolina Boxer 
Rebellion, Sacked
“One would think that Fearguth's logic is freedom-destroying 
argle-bargle. No man should see how laws or sausages are made.”
Fat Tony Goes to Panda Express
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #631
Judie Brown
Plum Zany
Clarence Thomas isn't just an Oreo; he's a 
Double Stuf Oreo.
Wasted Away Again in Scaliaville
Ann Coulter claims she has discovered an ancient mind
 over matter technique that will keep her from getting old 
and irrelevant. 
"Even as a child, I knew inwardly that I was 
really Dick Van Patten, not Todd Starnes."
"Have you ever considered, Ms. Palin, being a spokesperson
 for Fantasy Condoms?"
Feel the Pain!

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Scientists Can Finally Tell Paul LePage's
 Head From His Butt
Whether you like your Paul LePage whole or sliced,
it's the same old baloney.
It's about time for the House of Representatives to pass 
its 55th 'Repeal Obamacare' bill, don't you think?
Mystery Justice Joins Minority in Burwell Decision
Bobby Jindal's Presidential Campaign Logo
When the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 in favor of 
Obamacare, the Republicans wept and gnashed 
their teeth.
Senator Cruz Held Hostage, Day 7
"You Can't Pay Ransom!" Giuliani Says
World's Worst Yobs #332
Scott McKay

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Remember when the dog ate your homework?  Well, today, 
we learned it wasn't your dog; it was Ann Coulter.
"That guy in the White House now, he's a great talker. 
We've had enough of talkers. It's time for a doo-dooer!"
Warm Scuzzies #568
Andy Puzder
If nothing else, Bill Kristol wants the Confederate flag to
keep flying because it gives him pleasure to be reminded
of the war that took more American lives than all of its
other wars combined.
Fox Dumps Sarah Palin
Evolution of the Flag of the
Confederate States of America
Mollie Hemingway Admiring a
Tolerant Federalist Gentleman

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Senator Cruz Flunks Background Check
Roach Motel
Take Down the Flag!
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #65
Earl Holt

Monday, June 22, 2015

Like Zelig, Bobby Jindal is a human
"Chuck, your face is beginning to turn orange, 
just like Boehner's and Trump's."
The holes in these designer jeans probably 
cost more than any new pair of jeans 
which may be hanging in your
 closet right now.
If you imported Israel and squeezed it in between Alabama 
and Mississippi, you wouldn't be able to tell them apart.
"Mr. Rogers, would you tell us again 
how long you've been affiliated with
 the Kouncil of Konservative Kitizens?"

Sunday, June 21, 2015

The Deadliest Creatures
(Based on Human Deaths in the US per Year)
1. Human Beings: 15,000
2. Bees, Hornets, and Wasps: 58
3. Mammals like Horses, Pigs, and Deer: 52
4. Dogs: 28
5. Cows: 20
6. Ants and Other Bugs: 9
7. Spiders: 7
8. Poisonous Snakes and Lizards: 6
9. Sharks: 1
10. Alligators: 1
11. Bears: 1
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #64
Judy Mozes
Kurtis Cook, Kook
Senator Graham Comes Out of the 
NeoConfederate Closet
Trump Piñata Big Hit in Mexico
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
"I can see you like persimmons, too!"
Dylann Roof says his gun jokes are funnier than
 Ted Cruz's.