Saturday, July 02, 2022

Hey, Ron Jeremy is 69.  His time is running out.

Space Ghost Wears Truther Socks

Brit Hume Is Still Hanging In There

January 6 Committee Releases Unexpurgated
Photo of QAnon Shaman

"Extraordinary!" exclaimed the Burgermaster.

Republican Party Dream Ticket

No, this is not 'witness tampering'.

Welcome to Texas, Where the State Board of Education
Likes to Clown Around 24/7

In Texas, don't say 'Slave Ship', 
say 'Involuntary Relocation Ship'.

World's Worst Yoobs #234
Solveig Gold

Whether it's feeding off school kids shot to pieces 
or migrants roasted to death in an 18-wheeler,
Greg Abbott can't politicize it fast enough.

Parakeet Hears Someone Say, "It's Caturday!"

Cassidy Hutchinson's Testimony Was a 
'Swift Kick in the Rear End' to Pat Cipollone

Friday, July 01, 2022

"What's Ernest so excited about?"
"He just heard his Presidential Medal of Freedom
is in the mail."

Ride 'Em Cowboy!

"Honey, our Hellraiser Pinhead Cactus won't stop
doing its Trump impressions."

The Most Canceled Man in America™ 
Gets Canceled Again

'Vladimir Putin!' is arguably the world's shortest joke.

Controlling the Intake of Semen Is Both a
Science and an Art

Utah Legislator Karianne Lisonbee Trusts Women to
 'Control That Intake of Semen'

On the way to what Ben Shapiro called the 'pagan sacrifice 
of children to the god Moloch', he stopped for a quick snack.

But what about school dragster shows?

Happy Drink Canada Dry Day!

Studies in Bow-Wow Woof-Woofery

"When you're smilin', when you're smilin'
The whole world smiles with you."

"Call me a Pinball Wizard," he said retrospectively.

According to legend, touching the Blarney Stone endowed the   
fondler with the gift of the gab (great eloquence or skill at flattery).

If Richard Nixon Had Been a Sybarite

“Whatever you do,” cried Brer Rabbit, “don’t throw me 
into the Liberal World Order!”

The Great Stone Head of the
High Court

"Oy, it's Fido Friday and I'm too dog-tired to

Thursday, June 30, 2022

One of these days, he hoped to loom large, but, for the
time being, he was content to loom small.

Mrs. Potato Head had just begun to put on her face
when the phone rang.

Echoing S. E. Cupp, the Little Pond Frog says, “No one’s 
representing me.  But I’m the majority!  It has never felt so 
lonely and unseen to be in a majority, but that’s where the 
politics are right now.”

At an alleged 5' 9", Ben Shapiro towers over Greg Gutfeld
 at 5' 5".

Rodrigo Duterte Canonized

Good little Trumpniks dare not say the Emperor of
MAGAstan has no clothes.

Hitler's Storm Troopers were definitely better dressed
than these Schweinhunds.

Occasionally, Trump tells the truth.

America's Mayor goes the way of Juul.

"You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!"

Absotively and Posilutely Shamanesque

Maybe the Supreme Court should be renamed
'Vatican Jr.'

Putin Should Be Worried About Ukraine’s New 
Kamikaze Drones

Carol Leonnig Sez:  "This is a person who worked as 
President Trump's security detail leader, and the boss 
liked him so much he installed him in a political
 White House job."

In old age, Trump looks like an iguana in a MAGA hat.

Will Trump's mouthpiece talk?

Vladimir Putin Dares Western Leaders to Go Topless

'Ginni Thomas backpedals after House committee asks her
 to testify (after she said she would)'

Under the Gunn