Saturday, September 30, 2017

Trump Triggers Trigger
Like London and Baltimore, the District of Columbia has
its own fatberg.
Andre Bauer Sez:  "Unlike those Puerto Ricans,
I'm not lazy."
First came Hurricane Maria. Then came Trump the
Blowhard to knock down what was left standing.

Friday, September 29, 2017

Pass the Popcorn
Tom Price Just Moments Before He Was Devoured by an
Angry Bird
"Did you know, Uncle Buck, that Puerto Rico is an island 
surrounded by water? Big water. Ocean water."
Trump promised to drain the swamp. Instead, with spendthrifts 
in his administration, like Price and Zinke, Trump is swamping
the drain.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Too much sex will kill you, as Hugh Hefner's death 
at 91 shows.
Ron and Hope Carpenter Want You to 'Feel the Redemption!'
Putin Pal, Russian Citizen, and Part-Time Bond
Villain Slams 'Disgusting' NFL Protesters
The Eternal Sunshine of Voodoo Economics
"Has anybody seen my marbles?"

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

"To experience the full spectrum of voter behavior, I 
sometimes register as a woman."
Will tax cuts turbocharge the economy?  Ask Kansas.
Trump's Hand Puppet Reveals the Truth about
Puerto Rico
Trump Shoves Luther Strange Down Twitter Memory Hole
Trump Demonstrates Loyalty by Deleting Tweets Backing
 Luther 'The Loser' Strange

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Roy Moore's firearm is so small one suspects he's a
short-fingered vulgarian like Donald Trump.
Hannity to Resurrect O'Reilly from the Dead on Live TV
Senate GOP Leadership Haunted by Ghost of Cassidy Past
Adventures in Aestheticism #2
Interior Secretary Stinky Zinke says 30 percent of his 
crew is not loyal to the flag.
Roy Moore Thrills Alabama Crowd with His 
Deputy Dawg Impression
"I'm not always grim."
Warm Scuzzies #745
Jane Whaley
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #114
Paul Smith
There's a big difference between being 'Stoned' and being
'Roger Stoned'.
Stinky Zinke Sez: "Fracking is proof that God's got a good 
sense of humor and he loves us."

Monday, September 25, 2017

Take a Knee for American Royalty
Warm Scuzzies #744
Palmetto Restaurant & Ale House
You can't put your hand over your heart if you don't have one. 
Heart, that is.
Adventures in Aestheticism #1
Bill Cassidy is not much of a Senator, but he really knows
 how to do the Hokey Pokey.
Flopalong Cassidy
Whereas it's doubtful Nero fiddled while Rome burned, there's 
no doubt Trump twittered while Puerto Rico drowned.
Their Options Were On the Table
Trumpcare is like Jason Voorhees in the Friday the 13th 
film series: you think he's dead, but he keeps coming back.
Rumor has it that Kim Jong-Un likes the 'Rocket's Red Glare, 
Bombs Bursting in Air' part of our National Anthem.
Mothers, Don't Let Your Daughters Grow Up to Be
Judge Jeanines
"Switching from 'Top Stories' to 'Most Recent' on Facebook 
has changed my life."
Jared Kushner Pouting After Learning His Use of a Private
Email Server Has Destroyed His Chance to Be President
Alligator Baits the Trap for Trump
Trump obviously believes he's the CEO of USA, Inc. 
He can't even conceive what POTUS is.

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Calling All Phrenologists!
Trump Takes a Knee
'Taking a Knee' began as a protest against Police Brutality. 
Now it's a protest against Trump Brutality.
Does Trump have any idea how popular Elton Jong is
in North Korea?
Would someone please tell Steve Mnuchin he should
prophesy and speak in tongues on his own time?