Saturday, August 03, 2019

Meet Miss Leningrad Lindsey
Hooch, Hamburgers, and Head-Butts:  
No Where But Texas
The only group smaller than Blacks for Trump
 is Jews for Hitler.

Friday, August 02, 2019

The Face the Lexicographer Was Inspired
 by While Defining the Word, 'Hideous'
Once in a while you run into a Trumpnik who has the courage
of his convictions.
Has the United States Reached Peak Sleaze Yet?
Some speech balloons are thought to be choking hazards.
"What's with the the marching turkeys?  Is it Thanksgiving
"No, it's just another one of those damn Trump rallies."

Thursday, August 01, 2019

World's Worst Yobs #413
W. James Antle III
Adventures in Aestheticism #203

Wednesday, July 31, 2019

If Jean-Paul Sartre Had Written Les Mouches in 2019
The Least Racist Person in the World Canoeing
 the Least Polluted River in the World
Baby Bird Receiving from Mama Bird the Five Biggest 
Takeaways from the Democratic Debate

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

One could argue that Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS,
 is better looking.
If confirmed, one of John Ratcliffe's duties as Director of
National Invocations will be to officiate at the National Prayer
Breakfast held each year on the first Thursday in February.

Sunday, July 28, 2019

Trump Taps John Ratcliffe to Be Next DNI (Director of
 National Ignoramuses)
Rat Files Defamation of Character Lawsuit Against
Perpetrator of #TrumpIsARat Hashtag