Saturday, August 13, 2022

We are told the the Anglerfish has zero interest in policy, has 
a relentless thirst for power, and is slavishly loyal to Trump.
  A Republican, in other words.

When Elise Stefanik's Glue Snort is sublated by her Meth Hit, 
it's what's called, in Hegelian terms, the Negation of the Negation.

Makes Sarah Huckabee Sanders look like
Clara Bow.

"What's that?"
"Trump declassifying 'Top Secret' documents."

Feckless Punk, Texas-Style

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,012
Garrett Ziegler

Red Caturday

Friday, August 12, 2022

Charlie Kirk Sez:  "Raids must be met with raids. 
State attorney generals that are Republican have to 
authorize raids against Soros groups, BLM, Planned 
Parenthood, the Alphabet Mafia, groomers, 
chemical castrators of children — Now!"

Maryanne Trump Barry, Trump's Sister, Sez:  "The change 
of stories.  The lack of preparation.  The lying.  Holy shit!"

The GOP has a new slogan for 2024.

Trump and the Incredible Shrinking Stars and Stripes

Is Trump a Russian agent, or does he just play
 one on TV?

What Happens When She Gets Anywhere Near
Jonathan Turley

World's Worst Yobs #451
Zachary Leeman

The Juice Is Loose

Kevin McCarthy Sez:  “It doesn’t seem like
 that’s something Trump would be doing.”

Michael Turner Sez:  “I can tell you that there are a number 
of things that are classified that fall under the umbrella of
 nuclear weapons, but that are not necessarily things that are 
truly classified. Many of them you can find on your own phone."


Recently-Declassified Photograph #56
“Classified documents relating to nuclear weapons 
were among the items FBI agents sought in a search 
of former president Donald Trump’s Florida residence.”

Hey, isn't that Merrick Garland's search warrant
in Trump's taco bowl?


Smarmalade on Trump Toast:
It's What's for Breakfast

He always began Fido Friday with a nutritious breakfast.

Thursday, August 11, 2022

Republicans Now Wishing They Had Let Merrick Garland
Have a Seat on the Supreme Court

A Ghost Is Haunting Mar-a-Lago

Paranoid Trump Hunts for 'Rat' at Mar-a-Lago, 
Finds Mouse Instead

"Want Cilantro Lime Rice with your Purrito?"

Dastardly and Muttley Fly 'Ha Ha Ha' Banner
 Over Mar-A-Lago

Happy Boy is extra happy today.

"Trump has become deeply suspicious of being surveilled 
and that those close to him could be wearing wires."

Meet the GOP's Future King of
Biden Investigations

Speculation that Jared Kushner was the mole who sold 
out Trump to the FBI wakes dormant LOLcano.

Another Love Letter from Kim Jong-Un

George Conway Asks  for Trump 2024 Campaign Slogan Ideas;
How about 'I Have the Best Sombreros'?

Ritzy Phoenix Suburb Rejects Nonagenarian
Joe Arpaio's Mayoral Bid; Meanwhile, 
Generalissimo Francisco Franco Is Still Dead

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick Sez:  “We’re a nation founded 
upon not the words of our founders, but the words of God
 because he wrote the Constitution.”

Trump Sez:  "My great company, and myself, are being 
attacked from all sides.  Bananarama Republic!"


Skinny 90s Eyebrows Are Back!

Little Known Alternative Fact #14
Most people don't know that what happened 
yesterday was the second time Godzilla raided

Trump Complains Low-Flow White House Toilet Took 
10 to 15 Flushes to Get Rid of Presidential Documents

Mobster Big Mike Squicciarini listening to Trump say,
“You see the mob takes the Fifth.  If you’re innocent, 
why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”

Trump Attorney Suggests the FBI May Have 
Planted Evidence in Mar-a-Lago

Another Sign the ‘Red Wave’ Is Receding

Trump Pleads the Fifth

Belief Polarization is disagreement over what people think
 is true.

What does 'Keep America First' mean?  Does anyone
really know?

Still Life with Three Enforcers and an Old Man
Making a Fisty

"Looks like it's emptier than Al Capone's vault,"
said Geraldo Rivera.

Lachlan Murdoch Explaining Why Trump Is Bad for
America But Good for Fox News's Business

Tuesday, August 09, 2022

Marc Thiessen always looks like he just sat down on a
Poo Poo Cushion.

Hillary Clinton Shows Donald Trump How to Monetize
Political Persecution

Army of Mr. Blusters Assembles in Florida to
Defund the FBI