Saturday, May 17, 2014

Heck's Angel Harley Brown Sez:  "I was living in Fat Jack’s 
cellar because my wife, ex-wife had given me trumped up,
 some restraining orders. I couldn’t see my kids. It was a 
mess. And Fat Jack’s old lady, Fat Jack’s wife said, 'Get 
this lunatic out of my cellar! He’s starting a presidential 
Hulk Hogan Wannabe Aboard His Bundy Landspeeder
Chris McDaniel Accused of 'Pieing' Senator Thad Cochran
with Mississippi Mud Pie
Warm Scuzzies #467
Clayton Thomas Kelly
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #170
Pamela Geller and Michele Bachmann

Friday, May 16, 2014

Foxy Lady and Chippendale Dancers Defending 
Traditional Values from ESPN's Left-Wing Agenda
Operation American Spring Less of a 'Movement', 
More of a 'Shart'
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #39
Robert Copeland
It's true:  Obamacare is not for people who
misspell 'sux'.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #570
Kerry Bentivolio
"Oh, pay no mind to what you see over my left shoulder.
It's just Harley Brown, a hallucination I have when
I forget to take my potassium iodide for the coming
radioactive apocalypse."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #38
Amy Kushnir
Oxymorons for Our Time #164
Arkansas Supreme Court
Parential Advisory #6
Graphic Monster Smooching
Warm Scuzzies #466
University of North Dakota Students

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Osama Ben Sasse Sez:  "Government cannot force citizens to 
violate their religious beliefs under any circumstances."
[Even if they believe Allah commands them to fly planes
into the World Trade Center?]
Barack Caguama and
 the Problem of Infinite
Regress:  It's Turtles
All the Way Down
Operation American Spring
Andrew Breitbart Singing 'Six Feet of Dirt Ain't Enough 
to Keep Me Down'

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Warm Scuzzies #465
Tom Wheeler
"OK, so you're saying we can blame everything we don't like 
about Hillary Clinton on the fact that she's brain damaged.  
If that's true, Karl, what's your excuse?"
No More Mister Nice Hucksterbee

Monday, May 12, 2014

Oxymorons for Our Time #163
Voter Enthusiasm
Louie Gohmert Thinking about Male Genital Mutilation
(AKA Circumcision)

Louie Gohmert Thinking about Female Genital Mutilation
(AKA Circumcision)
"I don’t mean to offend. I’m a fun guy, not a 
sexist or racist. I just like to wander around
 town in sparkling white linens.”
"Everybody's gone completely crazy on this voter ID thing. 
I was wondering how long it was going to take for every-
body to catch up with me."
Unlike Pope Francis, Saint Bieber would
canonize everybody.
Ann Coulter's Latest Hashtag Contribution
to Human Suffering
"Is this the last train to Uncertain, Texas?"
"I think so, but I'm not sure."
Trailer Swift
"From here, it looks like a Humdinger blossom, which is a
sure sign of Benghazi Fever."
Rude Rhymes #68

Pig Swill

George Will

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Let the Sideshow Begin!
'GOP Takes a Bath', the headline read.
World's Worst Yobs #305
Sonny Bunch
"What's that?"
"It's Marco Rubio standing in downtown Miami
indicating how many times he denied man-made
climate change on national television."
Can the GOP keep the Bengamera hearings from becoming
 a 'monster movie'?
'Exploding Head Syndrome' No Joke, Researchers Say
Bundy's Army Invades Lower Slobovia
"Wassup, cap'n?"
"It's Mortar's Day."