Dr. Harold Bornstein Sez: “Like Trump, I'm 

fit because I think my brain is turned on 

24 hours a day.”

Local Woman Does Not Stand, Put Hand Over Heart, 

or Sing During National Anthem

Rude Rhymes #86

Filthy Cage

Paul LePage

Immigration Reform Plans #5

Proposal to Build Wall Out of Remaindered Copies of

Ann Coulter's New Book Gains Traction

Headlines We Like to See #6

'Extremists Plead and Howl as Trump Embraces

the Jeb! Agenda'

Second Edition of Coulter's Latest Book

Hits Store Shelves Only Two Days

After First Edition

World's Worst Yobs #366

Joseph Walker

Bill O’Reilly Praises ‘Heroism’ of Hulk Hogan for 

Ending Gawker

World's Worst Yoobs #171

Cheryl Casone

"In this picture there are 40 Undercover Trump Voters. 

None of them can be seen."

Nonsensenbrenner

Warm Scuzzies #706

Jim Justice

Warm Scuzzies #705

Heather Bresch

Today's Deathers are yesterday's Birthers---still crazy 

after all these years.

What's Hillary dying from today?  Four years

 ago, it was brain cancer.

Hillary Clinton's Death Behind Schedule and Over Budget

Dorothy Pulls Back the Curtain to Reveal

 the Wizard at the Controls

World's Worst Yobs #365

Austin Bay

“I think Trump should release his tax returns immediately and 

I should have my head examined immediately. if not sooner."

Is it, "Teach me, master, Mantis Style" or "Teach me,

master, Picasso Style?"

Face/Off

"I started out in this movie as 'The Monster That 

Challenged the World', but then, I decided to

pivot."

"Sure, I had to resign from the Trump campaign. People kept 

staring at me, instead of the candidate. I was just a distraction."

What Dave Bowman Found at the End of the Universe

"'Waterproof Selfies Down to 50 Meters'?  That can't be

right."

"When it comes to Kung Fu, I mastered Monkey Style rather 

easily, but learning Knife-Catcher Style was a real bitch."

Official Anti-Friction Powder of the

Trump/Pence Campaign

Sadhu Giving Away His Last Twinkie

"As Donald Trump's new foreign policy adviser, I have

 recommended that the U.S. invade Freedonia and 

Grand Fenwick, not necessarily in that order."

Amazing Colossal Man Thinking about Going Shopping 

at Super Target with the 50 Foot Woman

American Schutzstaffel #56

Truth in Advertising #12

'14 Words' is a reference to the most popular white supremacist 

slogan in the world: "We must secure the existence of our 

people and a future for white children."

Love can be rough, but your skin doesn't

have to be.

Rudy Giuliani Rips Media for Ignoring Conspiracy Theories 

About His Annoying Pear

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #665

Dan Bongino

"This is CNN."

"Says who?"

Blood, Sweat, and Jeers

Does Jerry Falwell, Jr. look so skeevy because of nature

or nurture? The debate continues.