Saturday, May 28, 2022

Looking Back, Looking Forward

Luciferian Cabal Rigs Georgia GOP Primary,
Kandiss Taylor Gets Only 3.4% of the Vote

Out of 30 million Texans, Greg Abbott is the Governor.

“Every shot Marvin Daniel fired filled him with a satisfaction 
he’d never before experienced.”  It was better than sex.

Freedom.  Passion.  Precision.

Boy Jesus was a mischievous child.  His first
miracle was turning Play-Doh into an AR-15.

Ted Cruz Dines at Uptown Sushi in Houston, Paid for by
the NRA, While Parents Are Grieving for Their Murdered
Children in Uvalde

Before It Can Get a Taste of You

Theodore the Hut Sez:  "This Trump-shaped organism 
is my kind of scum, shameless and duplicitous."

Surely you haven't forgotten what day this is.  Surely.

You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet

To boldly go where no man has gone before!

Gunhuggers, like the owners of Daniel Defense,
 are fond of quoting Holy Scripture.

The Pride of Black Creek, Georgia

Timothy Hale-Cusanelli Sez:  "I know this sounds idiotic,
 but I'm from New Jersey.  In all my studies, I didn’t know
 there was an actual building that was called the 'Capitol.' 
It’s embarrassing and idiotic."

Friday, May 27, 2022

As Mao Zedong might have said, "Thoughts and prayers
grow out of the barrel of a gun."

Ever wanted to learn more about the
'Psychology of Lethal Force'?  Dave
Grossman is a featured presenter at
the NRA convention in Houston 
this weekend.

Bumper Crop

"I was misled!" Greg Abbott is whining.  Now he knows 
what millions of Texans have felt like while he has been 
misleading Texas as governor for the past 7.5 years.


Like Van Halen's 'Running with the Devil', 
but with More In-Out

Meanwhile, in Ukraine, Hell on Earth continues.

If you are the parent of a school-age
child, this is not a hypothetical question.

When you see this sign, it's time to strap on your
body armor.

At 72, Dan Patrick's head is tough as shoe leather.

Makes you wonder why cops leave the house
and carry guns.

How Doctor Ronny Jackson (R-TX) Explains the
Uvalde Massacre:  "We stopped teaching values. 
Now we're teaching wokeness. We're indoctrinating 
our children with things like CRT."

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Assets for Christ, Inc. is a tax-exempt nonprofit run by
Marvin and Cindy Daniel, owners of  Daniel Defense,
a gun manufacturer located in Black Creek, Georgia.
The irony is almost as deadly as the weapons they

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #209
Marvin Daniel, Donald Trump, Jr., and Cindy Daniel

If you don't have a semi-automatic battle rifle with
your name on it, you're obviously second-rate.

Last year, Marvin and Cindy Daniel, owners of Daniel Defense,
donated $100,000 to GOP causes.  The gun lobby is 
Lighter, Stronger, Better.

Texas Lieutenant-Governor Dan Patrick Cancels Personal 
Appearance at NRA Convention in Houston, Will Send 
His Avatar Instead

Brain Freeze #1
Trump Sez:  "And you know, you have to protect, you 
have to protect your Second Amendment. You have to 
give that Second Amendment great protection, because 
without it, we would be a very dangerous country frankly."

On Fido Friday, Elon Musk's self-walking dog 
crossed the road.

The Mouth That Roars and Roars and Roars

The list is 205 pages long.

When there's an ammo shortage, who do you call?  

For a Bullet Head like Ted Cruz, there's never enough ammo.

Well, whaddya know!  The Governor of Texas has at least 
one decent bone in his body.

Thursday, May 26, 2022


Uvalde's Republican Mayor Don McLaughlin is not 
fond of Democrat Beto O'Rourke.  You should hear
the major when he gets really wound up.

"To hell with you!" says Uvalde Mayor Don McLaughlin.

Warm Scuzzies #1,180
Don McLaughlin

The Unexpurgated Bible #185
Beto in a Den Full of Kluxers

This is Mark Sherwood.  He's a Republican running for
Governor of Oklahoma.  He believes that life begins
'before conception'.  It begins in God, thus spermatozoa
 are on a mission from God.

What if the Good Guys with Guns just stand around
with their thumbs up their butts?

Timothy Hale-Cusanelli Sez:  “Civil war, not that I want that, 
but I think it is the simplest solution, the most likely outcome 
and the best shot at a clean bill of health for our society."

Dan Patrick Has an Idea

"Six mass shootings have occurred in Texas during Governor
 Greg Abbott’s 7½ years in office. He has offered prayers 
and condemned each."  They also make him sad.

So Much for the Good-Guy-with-a-Gun Theory of
Neutralizing the Bad-Guy-with-a-Gun