Looking Back, Looking Forward

Luciferian Cabal Rigs Georgia GOP Primary,

Kandiss Taylor Gets Only 3.4% of the Vote

Out of 30 million Texans, Greg Abbott is the Governor.

Sad.

“Every shot Marvin Daniel fired filled him with a satisfaction 

he’d never before experienced.”  It was better than sex.

Freedom.  Passion.  Precision.

Boy Jesus was a mischievous child.  His first

miracle was turning Play-Doh into an AR-15.

Ted Cruz Dines at Uptown Sushi in Houston, Paid for by

the NRA, While Parents Are Grieving for Their Murdered

Children in Uvalde

Before It Can Get a Taste of You

Theodore the Hut Sez:  "This Trump-shaped organism 

is my kind of scum, shameless and duplicitous."

Surely you haven't forgotten what day this is.  Surely.

You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet

To boldly go where no man has gone before!

Gunhuggers, like the owners of Daniel Defense,

 are fond of quoting Holy Scripture.

The Pride of Black Creek, Georgia

Timothy Hale-Cusanelli Sez:  "I know this sounds idiotic,

 but I'm from New Jersey.  In all my studies, I didn’t know

 there was an actual building that was called the 'Capitol.' 

It’s embarrassing and idiotic."

As Mao Zedong might have said, "Thoughts and prayers

grow out of the barrel of a gun."

Ever wanted to learn more about the

'Psychology of Lethal Force'?  Dave

Grossman is a featured presenter at

the NRA convention in Houston 

this weekend.

Bumper Crop

"I was misled!" Greg Abbott is whining.  Now he knows 

what millions of Texans have felt like while he has been 

misleading Texas as governor for the past 7.5 years.

 

Like Van Halen's 'Running with the Devil', 

but with More In-Out

Meanwhile, in Ukraine, Hell on Earth continues.

If you are the parent of a school-age

child, this is not a hypothetical question.

When you see this sign, it's time to strap on your

body armor.

At 72, Dan Patrick's head is tough as shoe leather.

Makes you wonder why cops leave the house

and carry guns.

How Doctor Ronny Jackson (R-TX) Explains the

Uvalde Massacre:  "We stopped teaching values. 

Now we're teaching wokeness. We're indoctrinating 

our children with things like CRT."

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Assets for Christ, Inc. is a tax-exempt nonprofit run by

Marvin and Cindy Daniel, owners of  Daniel Defense,

a gun manufacturer located in Black Creek, Georgia.

The irony is almost as deadly as the weapons they

manufacture.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #209

Marvin Daniel, Donald Trump, Jr., and Cindy Daniel

If you don't have a semi-automatic battle rifle with

your name on it, you're obviously second-rate.

Last year, Marvin and Cindy Daniel, owners of Daniel Defense,

donated $100,000 to GOP causes.  The gun lobby is 

Lighter, Stronger, Better.

Texas Lieutenant-Governor Dan Patrick Cancels Personal 

Appearance at NRA Convention in Houston, Will Send 

His Avatar Instead

Brain Freeze #1

Trump Sez:  "And you know, you have to protect, you 

have to protect your Second Amendment. You have to 

give that Second Amendment great protection, because 

without it, we would be a very dangerous country frankly."

On Fido Friday, Elon Musk's self-walking dog 

crossed the road.

The Mouth That Roars and Roars and Roars

The list is 205 pages long.

When there's an ammo shortage, who do you call?  

BULLETHEAD!

For a Bullet Head like Ted Cruz, there's never enough ammo.

Well, whaddya know!  The Governor of Texas has at least 

one decent bone in his body.

Party-Gate!

Uvalde's Republican Mayor Don McLaughlin is not 

fond of Democrat Beto O'Rourke.  You should hear

the major when he gets really wound up.

"To hell with you!" says Uvalde Mayor Don McLaughlin.

Warm Scuzzies #1,180

Don McLaughlin

The Unexpurgated Bible #185

Beto in a Den Full of Kluxers

This is Mark Sherwood.  He's a Republican running for

Governor of Oklahoma.  He believes that life begins

'before conception'.  It begins in God, thus spermatozoa

 are on a mission from God.

What if the Good Guys with Guns just stand around

with their thumbs up their butts?

Timothy Hale-Cusanelli Sez:  “Civil war, not that I want that, 

but I think it is the simplest solution, the most likely outcome 

and the best shot at a clean bill of health for our society."

Dan Patrick Has an Idea

"Six mass shootings have occurred in Texas during Governor

 Greg Abbott’s 7½ years in office. He has offered prayers 

and condemned each."  They also make him sad.

So Much for the Good-Guy-with-a-Gun Theory of

Neutralizing the Bad-Guy-with-a-Gun