Saturday, June 29, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #200
Trump has the eyes of a debauchee.
If Trump and Xi ever make eye contact, watch out!
"Look into my eyes, ICE men!"
Bret Stephens speaks White Nationalist with a
GOPer accent.
Trump Privatizes Independence Day
The day Trump and Putin accidentally fell into a
bottomless pit will soon be commemorated as an
international holiday.
Boris Johnson Doing His Marco Rubio Impression
Recently-Declassified Photograph #47
 Casual Friday was Cosplay Day in the White House.
Judge Haywood Gilliam Sez:  "All Trump has succeeded in
 building is a constitutional crisis."

Friday, June 28, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #199
Now Available in the Donald Trump Official Store™
Beware of Imitations
Accept No Substitutes
Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #6
At the G20 Summit, one option was not on the table.
Adventures in Aestheticism #198
Trump and Putin Searching Each Other's Eyes 
for Positive or Negative Mood Signs
*Smells Just Like Fresh Leather
*Uniquely-Designed Fragrance Made with Pheromones
*Improves Self-Confidence and Creates a Magnetic Aura
*Provides More Allure Than a Traditional Scent
Some say it's that LEATHER Pheromone Cologne 
by Intense for Men™ which explains Trump's
 naughty behavior.
Fake News You Can Really Sink Your Teeth Into
How Windbags Mate

Thursday, June 27, 2019

Luckily, Joseph, Mary , and Baby Jesus didn't seek 
asylum in the Days of Trumpery.
The Republican majority on the Supreme Court
 envision short-term electoral opportunities for the GOP,
 but are blind to the likely disastrous long-term strategic 
consequences for their party.
In keeping with his motto, 'Be Prepared', Eric Trump says he 
will carve his initials into anyone who spits on him in the future.
America doesn't need to import Schutzstaffel.
We grow our own.
This plan is certainly worth trying.  It just might work.
John Kelly, you may recall, was Chief of 
Staff for Trump, the Beakwetter-in-Chief.

Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #197
End Times for Tasty Bug Draweth Nigh
If Indiana Jones Had Worked for the
State Department
What?  No Confederate flag?
The Shirt All the Democratic Candidates Should
Wear to the Debates
"George Conway Calls for Trump to Be Committed After 
Wild Fox Business Interview: ‘Take Him to Walter Reed’"
What a waste of a precious bodily fluid!
Dana Loesch is now homeless.
In the time of William Barr, the people waxed nostalgic
about the happy days when Mutt and Jeff ran the 
Justice Department.

Tuesday, June 25, 2019

One of seven medical doctors in the House of 
Representatives, Texas GOPer Michael Burgess 
would be happier if fewer Americans had health
 insurance.  "if the numbers drop," he declares, 
"I would say that's a good thing, because we've 
restored personal liberty in this country."
Trumpism isn't an ideology.  
It's a communicable disease.
Michael Burgess Sez:  “You know what? There’s not a lock 
on the door. Any child is free to leave at anytime, but they 
don’t. You know why? Because they are well taken care of.”
Anyone who says a nation of 80 million people should be 
'obliterated' makes Hitler and Stalin look like
good time charlies.
When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
Duncan Hunter (R-CA), it appears, was blowing smoke up
everyone's ass, including his wife and five mistresses.
Warm Scuzzies #879
John Sanders
Home-Grown Schutzstaffel
Concentration Camps Along the U.S.-Mexico Border
Afflicted with Biblical Plague of Desert Trumptoads
The Impotentate of Pennsylvania Avenue
Have you ever seen the infomercial for this product 
on late-night cable television?
From the MonkeyTalk Mobile Ap Tutorial
If someone is his type, in other
words, Trump wouldn't hesitate to
 'Pass Go and Collect $200'.
Bwana always wore a pith helmet when she was on thafari.